"Wow, this is awesome. Okay, this place is full. Um, all right, so good to meet all of you. My name is Travis Kalanick, uh, co-founder CEO of Uber. Um, let's see. So, I do a lot of speaking because we ..."

"something. Um, all right. So, guys, uh, I'm I'm guessing most people here at least know what Uber is, but for those of you who don't, I'm going to go do a sort of a basic tour just really quick. Um, i..."

"two years old. Uh we don't own cars. We don't employ drivers. A lot of people don't know that about us. They think we we have all these assets. They think that we employ lots of drivers. We don't. We ..."

"growing fast. And in fact, September over August was 29% month overmonth. So, I'm going to tell a little bit about our background. Um, and then hopefully, if I have enough time, get into some of the r..."

"just about being baller in San Francisco. And the only way to do it, the the original idea was, "Let's go buy 10 S-classes. Let's hire 20 drivers and let's get a parking garage." And I'm like, "Garret..."

"dispatch. He shouldn't have his arm up, but he does. But he's got a he's got a little briefcase, which is cool. Um, that's Friday night early on. And now this is 5:00 a.m. on a Monday. The eyeballs, b..."

"Okay. All right. That's just gratuitous. Okay. Um, look, we launched in San Fr. Oh, by the way, so this this is what 26% month-over-month growth looks like. And man, a lot of times when I show this, w..."

"it's so screwed up? And so we started launching in other cities and this is a revenue chart on a weekly it's a weekly window or what you could think of as like a almost a moving average. Um blue is Sa..."

"dramatically right. So, our average pickup times in San Francisco are 2 minutes and 45 seconds. When we first started in New York, we were like 12minute average pickup times. And let me tell you, you ..."

"anytime soon. And where you're talking about for a particular city 20% month overmonth it grow that's that's really big growth especially when you're when the the numbers are getting big. So on the op..."

"way into the first half of next year. Uh we have somebody in Asia ready to go and um Sydney sort of our first city in Asia pack. Um and I can't wait to go to the launch party. Okay. All right. So qual..."

"in April. Um, we now have a few cities. We're in Boston, Toronto, Chicago, San Francisco. We were in New York, but we're not anymore. Uh, don't get me started. Fair enough. We'll get to that at the en..."

"department, but we have two nuclear physicists on staff, a computational neuroscientist, uh a machine learning expert, and a few other guys. They're they're killing it. And some of the things they do ..."

"right here, but you you guys probably can't see it. This is Manhattan. Can't you tell? Um uh anyways, these are useless. I'll just keep going. Okay. All right. This right here is what drivers see. Thi..."

"demand. And we do that on a neighborhood by neighborhood basis. We'll ultimately go continuous on it. Uh the math is very tricky and complex and computationally intensive. Um but that gives you a sens..."

"punchline. But basically that huge uptick in demand when the when the Giant San Francisco Giants win starts about three hours before the game begins. Uber Vegas is going to take on a whole new meaning..."

"fellas. I call it I call this scaling romance. Okay. Uh on in President's Day um in DC, we uh did what we call an Uber Cade. Okay. Escalade, town car, Escalade, American flags all the way down. One ou..."

"That's cool. 100 pettic cabs. You push a button, pettic cab takes you wherever you want to go. But we took 10 of those pettic cabs and we outfitted them with these containers that could hold Texas bar..."

"I got it. We're cool, but why don't you come join Uber? He did. He's the highest performing driver on the system. He makes 20 to 30% more per hour. Most productive driver on the system uh than all the..."

"about 25 years. He uh or he thinks of himself as a comedian. Every time I get in the car, he tells me he used to be a Chip and Dales dancer. This is Steve Aziz. And guys, just somebody signal when I'm..."

"just go until somebody stops me. This is a New York City medallion. That's the license to basically own and operate a single taxi in New York. Um, the number of taxis or medallions in New York, it's t..."

"in public forums, Washington Post, etc. We go to the attorney general in the District of Columbia, and that's what he tells us. So, when you read about the crazy stuff we're doing in the cities, and I..."

"to have you have to be willing to to fight. Uh, and you have to not be you can't be shy. Um, so that gives you a little bit about it. Basically, they tried to put a floor on our prices. I'll leave it ..."

"was so short, it maybe didn't matter. So, anyways, guys, uh I think the the bottom line, I've got so much stuff. Vegas, by the way. Uh gambling and prostitution are legal legal in Vegas, but Uber is n..."