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Shaq: Welcome to Shaq's edition of "Snotty Nose Wings".
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I feel like Snottie Pippen up here, eating these wings.
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Sean: Hey, what's going on, everybody?
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For <i>First We Feast</i>, I'm Sean Evans, and you're watching <i>Hot Ones</i>.
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It's the show with hot questions and even hotter wings.
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And by popular demand, we're joined today by Shaquille O'Neal.
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He's one of the most dominant players in <i>NBA</i> history.
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You can catch him as an analyst on TNT's <i>Emmy Award</i> winning "<i>Inside the NBA</i>".
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And if all that weren't enough, he's also a globally recognized DJ sensation, bringing "Shaq's Funhouse" to <i>Miami Music Fest</i> on March 29th.
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Shaquille O'Neal, welcome to the show.
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Shaq: I'm a big fan of your show, and I know your stuff is hot. I don't trust you.
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So, I brought my own milk.
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Sean: You brought your own jug. Shaq: Yep. I brought my own milk.
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Sean: You know, just like everyone else, I saw your "One Chip Challenge", so I have an idea. But I do have to ask.
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How are you with spicy food?
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Shaq: I don't eat spicy food.
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However, I got embarrassed about, 'cause I promised I wouldn't make a face on eating those wings.
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I'm guaranteeing, on this show, I will not make a face. Just take a little bite? Sean: Mhm. Shaq: Like that?
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I have to really take a bite?
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Sean: So, you're one of the most accomplished players in <i>NBA</i> history.
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Could probably do a whole episode around your Hall of Fame career.
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Do you remember the first time you ever smashed a backboard into a thousand pieces?
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Shaq: In high school, in San Antonio, Texas.
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But, it was a cheap dunk.
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Uh, I couldn't dunk till my senior year.
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So, my junior year, we used to dump off, what they call, apple boxes.
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Sean: Yeah, we have some on set, actually. Yeah.
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Shaq: Yeah, so I used to, I used to put an apple box and imagine that I was in the <i>NBA</i>.
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So, one day I ran and took off, and I hung on the rim, and it broke and the glass shattered, and we ran out.
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The next day, the gym teacher came right to me and said: "I know you broke the backboard."
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, and he says: "You know what?
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If you break a real backboard next year, when you star university, I won't be upset." .
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So, every time I got in the game, as a senior, I would try to dunk, and dunk, and then one game, in my senior year, I broke it.
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Sean: Took that one down, too. Shaq: Yeah.
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And I ran to the gym coach and he gave me a hug.
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Sean: Finally, you did an amazing sit down interview with Kobe Bryant last year, where you two reconciled some of your differences. What was the most...
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Shaq: We never had, we never had any differences.
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You know, people need to understand that in any relationship there's gonna be some turmoil.
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But, when you don't have respect, then comes differences. We always had respect.
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We just had a difference of opinion.
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Problems would be us winning no championships at all. Sean: That's right.
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Shaq: Not three out of four.
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I mean, like, I always tell people, like, even though we had our differences, it's not like I'm gonna see him at a restaurant eating, and then be like: "Give me this chicken wing.
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Give me this second chicken wing, little Kobe." . And, and bite into it.
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It's always about respect. so... Sean: Working it. Working it. Shaq: Working it. Ah.
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This one's a little hotter, but I'm not gonna make a face.
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Are we're allowed to drink water?
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Sean: You can if you want.
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Shaq: Actually, I'm not, 'cause water is gonna activate it. Aha. You tried to trick me.
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And that's what happened on TNT, when I bit into that ghost pepper chip, I was fine, but it got caught in my throat.
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Sean: It was the water's fault. Shaq: And then... Yeah. Yeah.
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So the water activated it.
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So, I'm not gonna let nothing activate it today.
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Sean: So, there's a lot of debate about which <i>NBA</i> players can actually rap.
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From Iman Shumpert, to Allen Iverson, to Damian Lillard.
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And I'm curious, as the only player to actually land a recording deal with a major label, which <i>NBA</i> players would you allow in your cypher?
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Shaq: I mean, I, probably, would allow all of them.
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I never wanted an album deal.
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Arsenio Hall asked me to come on the show, and I was introducing the world to Shaquille O'Neal.
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And I was like: "You know, I don't wanna come on your show and just be in a suit, flashing money and talking about what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna be different."
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, I said: "So, I'll do your interview, but afterwards you got to let me rap with my favorite rap group." .
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So, for me, it was just a dream to rap with my favorite rap group. So, I did it.
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Here's the clip right here. Check it out.
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So, after that, the next day people called me and said:"Hey, we wanna, wanna give you a three album deal, $10 million." .
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Never gonna turn that down.
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Y'all get me all my favorite people that I wanna rap with, be part of completing my dreams and it'll work.
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Also, I realized when you go platinum, I made 1 or 2 million.
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That's not enough money for me.
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So, I was like: "You know what?
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This is fun, but I don't, I don't want to be a rapper.
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I just wanna have fun doing it." . Just like deejaying.
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I don't wanna be the greatest DJ in the world.
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I wanna go out and get that, that feeling of a game seven.
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When you see all those people that paid all that money to watch you perform, I got to give them a show. Give me the ball.
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I see some kids out there jumping, they want me to score.
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That's what it's all about for me.
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Just, you know, all about just basically having fun.
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Sean: And then in addition to your own platinum records, you've been name checked by some of the biggest rappers ever.
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From Biggie, to Lil Wayne, to 50 cent.
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Do you have a favorite Shaq lyric?
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Shaq: "I'm slammin' like Shaquille." , by Notorious B. I. G.
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I can say it, but you can't say it.
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Oh, I almost made a face. Getting these bones out. You almost got me. Ah! Which one is this? Sean: Right there.
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Shaq: Pepper, garlic, grapefruit, onions and carrots? Still no face. Ah!
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Sean: So, you've established yourself as something of a financial guru for a lot of younger players.
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But, is it true that you blew $1 million, within 45 minutes, of signing with the <i>Magic</i> in '92? Shaq: Yeah. That's true. Sean: What'd you buy?
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Shaq: I bought a black 600 SEC Mercedes.
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'Cause, 'cause one thing I forgot about is FICA. You know who FICA is?
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Sean: You didn't know about the taxes? Shaq: Yeah. Sean: Yeah.
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Shaq: I didn't know, I didn't even know who FICA was, so...
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And then I had no negotiating skill.
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Like, I, probably, could have got the car down to 120, but the guy was like: "Yeah, 1, 1, 138 each, equal out to 150." . I'll take it.
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Black one, with the wheels, had to pull out, I had to pull out Alpine deck. You remember that?
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The one you'd pull out with the leather case.
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So, I pull up to my dad's house and he said: "Where's mine at?" .
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So, I'm like, in my mind: "A million, minus 150. I got 850 left. I'm still rich." . So, I go buy him one. My mom want one.
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So, I got her the little one, which is about 100.
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So, I was left with about 600.
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So, then after, you know, we were showing off our cars, I was like: "I'll be back." . Go to the mall. Nice little Rolex. Sean: Must have. Shaq: Hunt it. Some earrings. Hunt it.
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Give me a four finger ring. 150. Give me some shoes. Give me a couple suits.
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Hit my boys off with a couple stacks. You know?
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And then I got a call from the president of the bank on an army base the next day.
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He's like: "You're 50,000 in the hole." .
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I was like: "No, you're wrong." .
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'Cause in my mind I had, I thought I had a million, but...
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So, when I, we went and looked at the paperwork, I was 50,000 in the hole.
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'Cause I was just writing checks like crazy.
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And my parents have always raised me using scare tactics, because, uh, 75% of all professional athletes, when they're done, five years after they're done, have nothing.
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And they didn't want me to be like that, so...
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I had to hire a business manager.
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I think it was a great lesson.
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I have six children, and I want them to respect more than just having their daddy as Shaq.
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Like, when I come to the parent-teacher meetings, and they call me Doctor O'Neal... gets me hard.
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Not this hard, this hard.
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Just, you know what I'm... hard.
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So, I just, it doesn't... Sean: I follow.
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Shaq: This is out of respect.
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Of course, your daddy is Shaq, and he did a lot, but...
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your father also has a doctorate.
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Your father also owns businesses.
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Your father is also very respectful. He's very charitable.
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I want them to see me as more than just a retired great basketball player.
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This one's a little spicier. Ah. All right. Which one is this one? Sean: "Cheeba Gold".
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Shaq: This one's a little spicy.
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That bite is running up and down.
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Sean: Still not making a face, though. Shaq: Nope.
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Sean: Still holding strong. Shaq: Never.
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Sean: So, the mythology around you is so enormous, that the only way to get to the truth is to fact check the legend himself. Shaq: Yes.
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Sean: So, here I'll hit you with some larger than life Shaq folktales.
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Shaq: That one's hot, I almost made a face. Go ahead.
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Sean: And you just tell me if it's truth or fiction. Okay? Shaq: Yeah.
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Sean: Is it true that you once saved Carlos Mencia's life when he was getting savagely heckled by Dr.
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Dre and Snoop Dogg at a comedy show? Shaq: Yeah. Yeah.
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He did a joke that was borderline, and they was getting ready to check him.
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So, I just, you know, helped him get out the back door. Sean: Fact or fiction?
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Used to have police lights on your truck... Shaq: I have no idea... Sean: ... and you once... Shaq: ...
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what you're talking about. Sean: ...
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pulled over Darius Miles... Shaq: Oh, stop it. Sean: ...
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on the freeway and made him late for <i>Clippers</i> practice.
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Shaq: I don't remember that, 'cause if I wasn't working that day, I'd get in trouble, so...
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I'm just gonna go on rekord...
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Sean: That one's fiction. That one's fiction.
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Shaq: I'm just gonna go on record and say: I refuse to answer any questions on the grounds that it may incriminate me. Sean: Is it true...
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Shaq: I refuse to answer any questions on the grounds that may incriminate...
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Sean: Is it true that you have the record for the largest singular purchase in and 'Walmart' history. Shaq: Yes, that's true.
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I got traded from <i>Miami</i> to <i>Phoenix</i>, and I had an apartment, that I got in one day.
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It was a three bedroom, nice apartment.
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When I shop, I don't shop, I already know what I want when I go there, and I just go get it.
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So, if I got to get towels, I'm just gonn...
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30 towels, 30 little towels. I need pots and pans. Grab it.
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What got me was the TVs, 'cause I ordered about six TVs. That's what got me.
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Sean It'll catch up with you. 70 grand? Shaq: 67,000.
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Sean: Did you give Paul Pierce's nickname The Truth? Shaq: Yes.
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'Cause I don't look at score report, 'cause it don't matter.
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'Cause every time I go play against a player, he reminds me of this. A barbecue chicken.
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Like that, that's what I'm doing.
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Any player, that steps on the court.
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I don't care how cool, how cools you are, that's what I'm doing.
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See, the other ones, I just took a bite. But this one... Sean: Cleaned it.
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Shaq: Imma eat the whole thing. Yeah. Sean: No face. No face. Shaq: So, he played...
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well he was doing work that game.
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And I was like: "You know what? This kid is the truth." .
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Sean: Is it true that you gave 'NSYNC' their first big break, by having them record in your home studio, after you saw them perform the national anthem at an <i>Orlando Magic</i> game?
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Shaq: It was one of my worst music career mistakes ever.
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I could have signed them... Sean: You could've. Shaq: ... and 'Backstreet Boys'.
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I think I let them record my studio for a dollar.
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But, I just didn't understand that music, and my biggest mistakes not investing in <i>Starbucks</i>, not signing 'NSYNC' and 'Backstreet Boys'.
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Sean: We're on five, Shaq's on six, working ahead, but we have a recurring segment on our show called "explain that gram", where we do a deep dive on our guest Instagram, pull interesting pictures that need more context. Shaq: Got it.
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Sean: So, I'll bust out the laptop.
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I'll show you the picture, you just tell me the bigger story. Does that sound good?
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Shaq: Are you eating or do you want me to wait?
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Sean: Well, you could chill on that, if you want to.
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Shaq: Oh, you want me to wait.
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I'm moving too fast for you, little hot show. Ha? Yeah.
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Sean: I'm trying to keep up.
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I'm on my heels over here, Shaq. Shaq: Got it.
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Still hasn't made a face, America. Sean: All right, Shaq. First things first...
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Shaq: America, should I drink some water or not? Sean: It activates it. Shaq: Take a little sip.
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Nah, I ain't gonna take no sip.
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Sean: What's going on here?
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Looks like you're hoisting Gronk. Shaq: Yeah.
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Gronk is the strongest white dude I've ever felt. Not felt. Let me take that back. What...
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Gronk, Gronk is the strongest white guy I've ever picked up. He's very strong.
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He likes to party, I like to party.
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And this was my first "Shaq's Fun House" in Miami.
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It was cool until he started doing pelvic thrusts behind my head.
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Like, if you hold somebody up and they don't move, it's cool.
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But, once they start doing the, you know, the pelvic thrusts, I had to...
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Sean: Had to put him down? Shaq: Yeah.
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Yeah, I had to put him down.
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Yao Ming is the same size as my favorite convenience store. Sean: <i>7-Eleven</i>? Shaq: Yes.
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He's really 7'11 He likes to say he's 7'6. Bullshit.
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Can I say bullshit on this show? Yeah. Sean: Absolutely. It's the internet. Let 'em fly. Shaq: He's way up there. Oh, my God. He's... and he just dwarfs me.
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So, every time I see him, I got to take a picture.
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Sean: Is this in Shanghai or where is this?
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Shaq: Yeah, this is Shanghai.
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Every time I go to China, I reach out to him.
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Because, funny story, I kinda got in trouble for this, but... Sean: Right.
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Shaq: I wasn't being like, they, they, they, uh, used the word racist, but it was far from that.
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So, when I was growing up, all the Chinese movies were like this...
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"You want me to eat your hot wings?" . They were like that. Right? Sean: Yeah.
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Shaq: So, I was just tryina, I was just tryina, you know, have some fun. Yao Ming!
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You dare come to the US...
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and you wanna battle Shaq?
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So, I was doing stuff like that.
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So, my father got really upset.
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And he said: "You shouldn't do that." . And I said: "Why? I'm just..."
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, he said: "'Cause, uh, when Yao Ming was young, he used to write me letters." . Yeah.
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He said: "Man, this kid's been idolizing you.
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I didn't wanna tell you, but he's been idolizing you, been writing letters.
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Show him a little bit more..." .
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I was just, you know, I was just tryina, you know, I'm Shaq Fu, and you come from over... So, but...
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people, you know, they actually, you know, took it the wrong way.
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But, my father was very upset.
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He said: "You need to show this young man..." .
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So, when I got home, he used to send me Christmas cards... Sean: Yeah. You guys have a... Shaq: Birthday cards. Sean: ...
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pretty cool relationship. Shaq: Yeah. Yeah.
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So, every time I go to China, I just try to, like, you know, reach out to him.
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Sean: Do you remember giving me a smooch? Shaq: That was you.
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Sean: On the top of the head.
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Shaq: I didn't recognize you. That was you.
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Sean: This is at the <i>Super Bowl</i>, a few years ago. Shaq: You bastard!
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You tried to switch it up with the beard.
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Trying to come in here and tell me your name was...
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America, he told me he was Justin Timberlake.
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He sent the email and said: "Justin Timberlake wanna interview you." . I have a confession. Sean: Yes.
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Shaq: These wings are not cold. They're hot.
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I'm sweating and my boys are sweating. That's how hot they are.
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I'll let you figure out what my boys are. Which one was that?
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Sean: "Adoboloco Holohe Kid", out of Hawaii.
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Shaq: Almost made a face. I'm a man of faith. God darn.
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This is the one that I'm scared of. Sean: The next one? Shaq: Pan in. Get the scared face.
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Sean: So, as we touched on in your intro, "<i>Inside the NBA</i>", it's won nine <i>Emmy Awards</i>.
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and I'm sure I'm not alone in thinking that it's the best sports show on TV.
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How is your attitude towards the sports press shifted since becoming an analyst?
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Like, are you more sympathetic to the sports media now than you were during your playing days?
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Shaq: No, I realized that everyone has a job to do.
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Being in the game for a long time, I could tell who's being personal and who's not.
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I have the ability to, when I hear criticism, I turn off being Shaq for a while, and then my intelligence kicks in.
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Like, Shaq's a great player, but...
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So, then I'm just focused on the "but".
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I am a great player, but... they're right.
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I'm only shooting 45% from the free throw line, so...
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there's some validity here, when he said that.
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Then I turne the Shaq back on, I won't be upset.
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Sean: I wanna do a thought exercise.
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I want you to think about, if Twitter and Instagram existed when you were in the <i>NBA</i>, would that be good for Shaq or would that be bad for Shaq? Shaq: It would be both.
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I always say what's on my mind and, sometimes, you have to be politically correct, sometimes I am, sometimes I'm not.
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But, as far as advertising and marketing, I definitely would have been a trillionaire by now.
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But, I also would have got into some trouble.
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You know, I always tell people, especially when I'm doing speeches: "Yeah, I'm Shaq, I'm nice, but don't put anybody on a pedestal." .
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Sean: Shaq, you ready to move on?
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Shaq: I'm waiting on you, Timberlake. Which one is this?
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The "Garlic Reaper Sauce".
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Sean: It's the "Garlic Reaper".
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Shaq: My boys are sweating real bad. Oh, you tricked me. Oh, my...
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I'm not gonna make a face, though.
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Sean: So, since retiring from the <i>NBA</i>, you've launched this second career in law enforcement...
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working, working as a Reserve Officer in several cities, and then, even last year, becoming an honorary deputy in Clayton County, Georgia.
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Shaq: I'm not honorary, I'm a real deputy.
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Sean: What advice do you have for talking your way out of a speeding ticket?
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Shaq: I'm still not making a face, though.
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I don't talk my way out of speeding tickets, because police officers have it hard and people have it hard.
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If he pulled me over, I probably did it.
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And this comes from being raised by a drill sergeant.
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You show every man respect.
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You show every woman respect.
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So, when I get pulled over. Yes, sir. No, sir.
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I have a, I have a badge, but I don't flash it.
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Um, and then I ask him: "Did I do something wrong?" . "You were speeding." . My bad, I apologize. They give me a ticket. Take it.
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Have a great day, be safe.
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That's what it's all about.
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It ain't about I'm this and that. Ain't got time for that.
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'Cause those people have jobs to do, also. Right?
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Those people are under a lot of stress.
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I ain't trying to get blown away.
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Sean: And then, you've made some noise about possibly running for sheriff in 2020.
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Shaq: I'm gonna do it in 2024. Sean: 2024? Shaq: Yeah.
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I think I spoke too early, 'cause I got a lot going on right now, and when I become sheriff, I wanna be there for the people.
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Like, right now, I'm deejaying and doing this, like, I can't...
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I don't wanna, I don't want to be that guy.
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I thought, I thought this was hot. This is nothing over. I over exaggerated.
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"Da' Bomb Beyond Insanity" hot sauce.
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Where you be getting all this stuff from?
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Sean: That's from Kansas.
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Shaq: Kansas don't know how to do no hot wings. Kansas. Oh, I apologize, Kansas. Holy...
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Sean: It's time to reach for that jug. Shaq: You lied to me. You... Oh! Oh-ho-ho! That's what got me. God. Sean: All right, Shaq. Actin' a f...
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Shaq: Ah, you a fuckin' liar.
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Sean: "<i>Shaqtin' A Fool</i>". It's undeniable. One of the greates...
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Shaq: You said it wasn't hot. Sean: ... TV segments... Shaq: You fucker. Sean: ...
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of our era, but with the proliferation of the internet and camera phones...
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Shaq: I don't know what tha mean. Sean: ...
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there's so much more than what's just on the <i>NBA</i>, on TNT...
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Shaq: Is this hotter than taht? Sean: or <i>ESPN</i>.
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So, what we're going to do... Shaq: Fuckin' liar. Sean: ...
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is show you some of the great internet, best of the worst basketball clips, and I just want you to react to what you're seeing. How are you doing Shaq? All right? Shaq: Oh. Oh. Sean: All right, Shaq.
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Does this take you back...
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Shaq: I'm not watching that right now.
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Sean: Does this take you back to your high school days?
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Shaq: That's exactly what happened. Sean: All right. Up next. Shaq: Holy shit.
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Commentator: <i>Preparing for a potential rebound.
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</i> <i>Second free throw, my goodness.
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</i> Shaq: I don't know what happened.
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You got some ice cube chapstick?
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My lips are hot, right now.
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Sean: Do we have ice cube chapstick? Shaq: Goddamn.
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Sean: Do we have a napkin?
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Shaq: Oh, give me some ice or something.
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Sean: Going in with the ice.
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And then one more for you.
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Is this an out of line move by this guy? Shaq: That move is nuts.
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Are these two as hot as the last one? as the last one? Sean: So let me... Sean: Yes or no? Don't BS me. Sean: No, no.
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I think, if you can handle this, you can handle any hot sauce in the world, Shaq.
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Shaq: You gotta pan in on that cry. That's how hot it is. I'm, like, look at that. You pannin' in?
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See the tears coming out?
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One time I ate something hot, I'm lactose intolerant, so I drank some milk. I went to the bathroom.
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Sean: The chemistry there.
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Shaq: You ever a boo boo on fours?
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Sean: No, I can't say I have. Shaq: Okay, so.
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You usually, when you boo boo, you have two feet down. Sean: Yeah, yeah.
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Shaq: It was coming out so hot I had to rim, I go ah-ah, ah-ah. Right? It's like that. Ah-ah, ah... Boo boo on fours. All right. Last one, last two? Sean: Last two.
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Sean: We're almost there, Shaq. Shaq: Oh, my God.
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Sean: This is "Hellfire Fear This!" . Shaq: Get out of here.
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Can I dip it in some milk, or something? Sean: Go for it. Go for it. Go for it. Give that a wash.
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I don't know if that's gonna make things better or worse, but...
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Shaq: You don't think so?
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Sean: We'll find out now. Shaq: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Sean: All right, Shaq.
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We've touched on many aspects of your multi-pronged career, but you can go down so many rabbit holes...
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Shaq: I've got my nose running. Sean: ...
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with all that you've touched?
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outside the court and inside the court.
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As one of the most pedigreed practical jokers, what's the best prank you've ever pulled on Charles Barkley?
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Shaq: Welcome to Shaq's edition of "Snotty Nose Wings".
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I feel like Snottie Pippen up here, eating these wings. Can't tell you.
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But, Charles doesn't like to wear underwear, so...
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one time we put some extra lotion and Vaseline inside his slacks, and when he pulls it up, he, he felt wet down there.
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Sean: One of the most underrated shows of all time is "<i>Shaq Vs.
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</i>", where you take on other athletes in their own sports.
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Were you more proud of your performance boxing Oscar De La Hoya or swimming against Michael Phelps?
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Shaq: Swimming against Michael Phelps.
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I sit home and I watch TV and I say: "I could be like you.
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I could interview people." .
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Like, that, that's just, that's just the guy in me. I can do that. I could do... like every guy does it. Right?
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So, I was like: "Okay, if you give me an advantage, I think I could beat most of these great athletes." .
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And, crazy, the only guy I beat was Charles Barkley, in golf. Sean: Yeah.
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Shaq: You remember that clip? Sean: Mhm.
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Shaq: Here it is right here.
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I'm not gonna eat that one.
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I don't, I don't trust you. Sean: All right, Shaq. This is the last dab.
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Shaq: Actually, you know what? Sean: Yeah.
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Shaq: How far is this camera pan out?
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Sean: Give Shaq a wide... Shaq: Can you see that? You see that? Little two napkins.
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If you make that, then I'll eat it.
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Sean: We're putting a wager on this one. I'll eat it regardless.
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Shaq: No, you gotta make it.
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Sean: I'll eat it regardless.
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I'll put a little extra on the last wing. Shaq: Whew.
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Schoenberger, where's my, where's that ball? Shaq: Right here. Nah, we don't use balls. Sean: Okay. Okay. Shaq: Wait. It's too close. See this, camera guy? Sean: All right. Shaq: Ready? Sean: Yeah. I'm ready. Shaq: Go! Sean: Oh. Shaq: Yes. You get another shot. Yes. I don't have to eat it. Sean: All right, Shaq. You don't have to eat. Shaq: Thank you. Sean: I'll eat.
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Doctor, let the fans down.
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Shaq: Didn't let them down. A bet is a bet. Sean: It's on you. Shaq: Oh, okay. Sean: That's on me. That's on me.
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Shaq: Oh, I thought, okay, I was gonna say...
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Sean: But you know what, Shaq?
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Sean: We still have one more hurdle to dunk on before we get you out of here.
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And, you know, you've won an MVP, you've won four <i>NBA</i> championships, even a gold medal.
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Now, I'm not the world's best free thrower, but you also have that record for the most attempted free throws with none made in a game. So, this might be... Shaq: None made? That's not true. Sean: 11. Shaq: What do you mean? I went 0 for 11. Sean: Yeah. Shaq: When?
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Sean: In December, uh, December 8th, 2000. Shaq: Oh.
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The same year I won a championship?
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Sean: That's true, that's true.
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But, what we're gonna do is go against each other in a free throw shoot off. Now it's not just me.
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It's gona be best of five. Shaq: Wait. Sit down. Sean: Yes, sir. Shaq: Sit down.
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You have to eat, you have to eat a Shaq sauce wing.
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You never heard of the Shaq sauce? Sean: No.
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It's a full education right now.
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Shaq: Shaq sauce has all these sauces combined. A little bit of that. Sean: Whoa. Shaq: You can help me. Sean: All right.
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Whoever loses the free throw battle... Shaq: No, no, no. I'm not eating that. You gotta eat it.
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Sean: Why do I have to eat this?
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Shaq: Because, because...
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Sean: What's in it for me to eat this? Shaq: ... you're the guy.
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Shaq: 'Cause this is the Shaq, so I wanna see if you can eat it without making a face.
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It's called the Shaq sauce. All the sauces combined.
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Sean: This is disgusting. Shaq: No, it's not. It's beautiful. Sean: All right. Shaq: Wait, wait. All right.
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Sean: "Hippy Dippy Green".
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And then a little "Classic", to boot.
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Now here's the situation.
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We're having a free throw off...
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Shaq: No, you have to eat that.
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Then I'll have the free throw off. No negotiations here. Sean: All right. But let's put something.
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Shaq: You just tell me how hot it is.
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Sean: Let's put something at stake for the free throw off. Shaq: Okay, let's do it.
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If you beat me, I'll put 5000 towards your favorite charity. Sean: IRC. Shaq: IRC. Deal. Sean: All right. Deal. Shaq: All right.
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Sean: Without making a face. Shaq: Whoa, whoa.
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You gotta eat the whole thing, buddy.
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Sean: Well, I don't know if I can.
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Sean: This is really disgusting. Shaq: No, it's not. It's great.
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It's called the Shaq sauce. You got it. Go! Go! Go! Everybody, come on! Go! Sean: Not making a face. Shaq: Go! Go! Go! Sean: Not making a...
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Shaq: Everybody let's say.. , face. Shaq: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! All right, that's good. YOu can stop. Sean: All right. Shaq: Is it hot? Sean: Yes. It's very fucking hot. Shaq: No milk. No milk. Get out of here. Sean: All right, Shaq. Shaq: The Shaq sauce.
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All these sauces combined. Sean: Oh! Oh! Sean: All right. Sean: Best of five.
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I'm a very gracious host.
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Do you wanna go first, or do you want me to go first? Shaq: Sister, girl. Best of five? I'll go first. Right here?
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Sean: From behind the chair. Shaq: Okay. Sean: Five shots.
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Shaq: From behind the chair? Ready? Sean: Ready. Shaq: One.
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You said behind the chair. Sean: Two. Shaq: Two for two.
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You need to clarify your rules.
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Sean: You're gonna rim, you're gonna rim... Shaq: Three for three. Sean: ... one of these out. Shaq: No I'm not.
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You said behind the chair. Four for four. The black Steph Curry. Eyes closed on this one. Sean: All right. Shaq: I made it? Sean: All right. You missed it. Shaq: Dammit. Okay.
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Sean: So, there's still a chance.
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Four out of five from Shaq. Big money on the line. Shaq: Behind the chair. Sean: Lot at stake. One. Thank you, Shaq. Very generous of you. Shaq: What's that? Two for three? Sean: Two for three. Shaq: So, we can tie. Sean: Three for four. Oh. Shaq: Last one. Sean: Oh. Bouncing back. Pressure on the line. Shaq: And there it goes. More wings. That was your bet. Right? You eat another. Sean: A-a. A-a. Shaq: You said... Sean: Shaq. Shaq: America. Ain't that what he said? Sean: Shaq.
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Shaq: That's what you said. Sean: All right.
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Well here we are at the end of the line.
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Shaq, what a run it's been.
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And now there's nothing left to do, but roll out the red carpet for you, my man.
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This camera, this camera, or this camera.
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Let the people know what you have going on in your life. Shaq: This is Shaq. Tickets on sale now.
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"Shaq's Fun House", Miami. Don't wanna miss it.
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We've already had two and they were outstanding. You don't wanna mi... A-a, no milk for you.
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And you don't wanna miss this one.
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We will have Shaq sauce wings there. Shaq: Thank you. Sean: Thank you, man. Sean: Thank you. Shaq: All right.
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You ever seen that show <i>Hot Ones</i>, where they eat the hot wings?
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Director: Then his, um...
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Shaq: You ever see that show where they eat the hot wings?
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Shaq's wife: I don't think so.
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Shaq: That's what I'm doing, I'm eating motherfucker, these hot little motherfucker. Shaq's wife: Why? Hey. Oh, hell no. Shaq: This one.
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Sean: This is the Shaq sauce.
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Shaq: This one is the hottest one.
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Shaq's wife: Your stomach's about to hurt.
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Shaq: I know, I already got to take a shit. And this other one. What's the other one?
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The fucking ghoast reaper pepper shit. Sean: Mm. This one. Shaq: This one.
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Shaq's wife: Those will creep up on you. Shaq: I know. I gotta shit already.
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Then I have been drinking milk.
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I'm about to go take a shit right now. Right in the studio. All right. We done? Director: Yep. Shaq: All right. Love you guys. Oh.
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Director: Thanks everyone. Shaq: All right.
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I'll call you when I get in the car, baby. Love you.
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Sean: Hey, what's going on, everybody?
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This is Sean Evans checking in to say thank you so much for...
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Bill: What's up, Spice Lords? Camera guy Bill here.
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I just couldn't get enough of this glitz and glamour.
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So, I came back to tell you, if you wanna buy some official <i>Hot Ones</i> merchandise, go to <i>shop. firstwefeast. com</i>.
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If you're lazy, you can just click one of these t-shirts down there.
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This is camera guy Bill here, saying it's good to be camera guy Bill.