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this is Sean Evans checking in from the fireplace which means that it's time for another story and this is the shocking exciting somewhat depressing but important story about life a story about my first kiss now to start we have to
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take things all the way back to seventh grade when I was a chubby faced kid with a bowl cut but you know it's funny about life especially at that time of life as things can change in a single weekend and I'm telling you in one weekend my
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jaw line snapped into place and I got a 98 degrees haircut and I came back to Hannah Beardsley middle school in it was a totally different place after that weekend I don't know what happened I'm walking down the hall girls are giggling
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it's a totally different experience for me and I'm I have no way of dealing with it it's all happening so fast that's it's funny about that time in life seventh grade I'll never forget it I was like I started a whole new life just cutting my damn skater cut anyway there
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was a place that everybody in my middle school used to go on the weekends it was the Studio 54 for junior high kids it was called spikes and I don't know how this business work exactly because kids would just swarm spikes it was like a
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big roller rink volleyball courts but more than anything it was a place where every young rite of passage took place your first fight probably had spikes your first hit of some weed probably at spikes the first time you touched a boob
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probably at spikes it was the most exciting club scene that I've ever been part of and I don't think anything in my life can change that all right some of the names here have been changed to protect the innocent because these aren't people that I still talk to so
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it's not like I can pick up the phone and be like hey dude I haven't talked to you since like junior high but is it cool if I put you in a YouTube video with like millions of users or whatever not gonna do that so some of the names
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have been changed to protect the innocent but I had a let's call him Tom Whittier and he was like 20 when he was in seventh grade he had like older brothers and like had a vibe like it wouldn't be surprised like if he came and like picked me up in a
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car it was just like one of those junior high kids that was older so he was dating an eighth grader from the town over and Carrie and that was a big deal because the Carrie was like supposedly had like hotter girls or something I
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don't know but that seemed like a world that I couldn't even touch until one day at spikes when Tom comes running over to me and he says hey that girl over there thinks you're cute and I look over and I see a cool popular super hot eighth-grade girl that I'd like the
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reputation had preceded her I knew she wasn't like oh my god and Here I am now overwhelmed with this new life I had I went from a bowl cut and the goofball lunch table to all of a sudden promoted a popular guy table I'm walking on air
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it's a whole new existence and guess what I'm liking my new pair of shoes I'm getting used to it I'm liking it we go to a basketball game that week it goes great and then the idea gets floated for movie night a double date Tom Whittier his eighth grade girlfriend
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me my new eighth grade girlfriend things are taken off we're down in the basement we got VHS is on deck we watch one horror movie and the whole time tom has posted up with this girl like he's a young Joe Namath like he's done
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it every day of his life now I look back on it I that's the thing I respect most about him is he had this underlying confidence he could just post up with this chick meanwhile I'm just sitting on the couch stiff she's right next to me
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kind of like what's up with this guy and they even the girls had a little powwow in between movies like Shawn is being weird and then Tom ed talked to me like dude put your arm around her man so before the next movie she's coming back
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with some popcorn and as she's sitting down I just real quickly went like and she like boom cuddled in and I'm like all right I'm in I'm now piloting this ship we watched the movie and then at the end I'm like all right I'm going
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in and I go in for a big smooch the first smooch of my life and it felt great mom comes up the driveway to pick us up hop in the van go home and I'm on cloud nine I can't believe it I'm in love I've changed I've grown up I'm now a man can't wait to see the guys
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at school on Monday so on Monday things seem a little bit odd like everyone's in on a joke that I don't know or something and that really hit a fever pitch at lunch when I'm sitting there and everyone's kind of giggling and laughing
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around me and that's where a guy will call him Todd Beaver stands up and goes hey Who am I takes a bite out of his Apple Oh spits out the one part and just starts going and the whole table is laughing and laughing and laughing and
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all of a sudden I can see that they're laughing at me apparently I would just went way too hard tone going like crazy she was like wow this seventh-grade dork has no idea what he's doing not picking up my calls the next day I thought everything's okay
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now I'm being ghosted I've lost my girlfriend now all my new friends are all goofing on me all laughing at me and now that I look back on it I'm like Todd what were you you're in seventh grade to like what do you have cooking like at
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least I'm making out with a girl the worst part of it was there was like three tag-along friends that I was able to promote to the cool guy table and I'm looking at them like hey guys you think you're staying at this table once I get
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kicked out like we're all at we're a package deal like I brought you guys up with me like we're going back to triple-a tomorrow like pack your bags and get on the bus so here I am humiliated low I lose my girl I'm being made fun of embarrassed by all of my
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new friends I'm down I'm as low as I can be I remember sitting in the front yard staring up at the night sky listening to Dave Matthews Band and just being like does the world not understand me or do I not understand the world but you know
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what bounced back the next year and dated the tallest girl in school that's a comeback story and that's the story of my first kiss now if you guys have been following the series you know that it's tradition to kick it to a foreign film recommendation and today
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I'm so excited to bring in a guest recommendation camera guy bill what foreign films should the people check out I can't wait for my first kiss what an inspiring story Sean what is up cam Pham camera guy built in his apartment ready to list some of my
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favorite foreign film recommendations for you let's get it on from Indonesia the read Redemption the raid 2 from France moon prophet Lehane Pierre yella foo from the Dutch Borg man from Korea memories of murder train to Busan from
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Japan Bama rail from Sweden left the right one in from Spain rekt 1 & 2 from Germany the baader-meinhof complex the lives of others from the UK kill list and from Greece dogtooth oh I hope that satisfies your cinema tastebuds this is
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camera guy bill here saying it's okay to watch movies with subtitles and it's good to be camera guy bill [Music] hey what's going on hot ones fans this is Sean Evans checking in to give you the origin story behind Los calientes
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