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I'm about to run out of here. What's up?
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Hey, what's going on everybody?
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From First We Feast, I'm Sean Evans and you're watching Hot Ones.
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It's the show with hot questions and even hotter wings.
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And today, I'm joined by Riff Raff.
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The album, Peach Panther.
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We've been teasing it for about a year now, but for real, for real, it's coming out. Do we have a date?
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Yeah, June-ish, July-ish, yeah, right around there.
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I We'll We'll have a set date for you soon, though.
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I don't want to gas you up too much before we start, but every time we drop an episode, people clamor in the comments or online about who they want to see on the show. Yeah.
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And I think you're probably the most requested guest. For real.
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Did they get a close-up of my aqua berry grill?
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Cuz I I had to put these Hold them up. Let them know.
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Cuz you can't eat with the aqua berry grill.
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No, you can't mess up these aqua berries.
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You get that up blue glass.
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You know when I say swimming pool in mouth?
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Those are jacuzzi diamonds.
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Well, they can't save you today.
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Now, you're just on your own biology.
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Are you ready to to go, man? University of wings.
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All right, let's make the people proud. You ready? First one, Sriracha. No big deal.
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All right, I'm going to take off this pinky ring. All right, here we go. All right.
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So, speaking of Peach Panther, last summer, there was this clip that surfaced online.
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And it was you and Bieber in the car. Okay.
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And you're rapping the song.
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And I've heard you say that Bieber is going to be on the next album.
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And I've heard you say that you don't have any features on the on the next album.
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Sometimes with you, I don't know what to believe, but can you level with me?
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What's the deal with this Bieber song?
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We for sure got Yeah, I damn near got every song that I have is is a feature.
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But, I got a lot of solo solo songs, too, on there.
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But, definitely got features on there.
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What about this Bieber song? I need to know more. Yeah, Diplo produced it.
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That's one That's one down.
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Aren't you like a little bummed that maybe it's not out now because you have your buddies Post and Justin on tour, you could be doing that song on the stage right now.
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You don't know how bad I would want to be on that tour.
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You think about that sometimes?
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Man, every night before I go to sleep, I'm like, damn.
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Wish I was on that Post Malone Justin Bieber tour. That would be crazy.
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So, this one, you got Tapatio. Mhm.
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Household name, no big deal. Another one. Another one.
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So, every rapper talks about shutting down the mall, but you really shut down the food court.
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We at First We Feast, we've written about it quite a bit.
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You're not content with just a Styrofoam plate with some chicken teriyaki in there.
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I want to know what's your food court top five.
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Panda Express up there, Chick-fil-A is up there.
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You ever heard of a what? Chipotle? is Italian.
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Oh, Auntie Anne's, those pretzels.
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You get the honey mustard and marinara and you mix those together. That's the move? Mhm. At Auntie Anne's. Okay. We got one more.
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Taco Yeah, I got to go Taco Bell. Taco Bell top five. For sure.
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Number three, how you feeling so far? Oh, [ __ ] Jesus Christ.
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Number three, El Yucateco Caribbean Habanero.
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And you're also a sommelier of sodas.
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That might be your favorite my favorite thing that you do.
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You know how you'll pair Fruity Pebbles with Monster Energy Drink? Right.
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You [ __ ] with Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
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I love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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What would you pair with Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
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I You pour horchata in a Cinnamon Toast Crunch. What about Apple Jacks?
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Apple Jacks go sour apple Polo go. What about Cookie Crisp? Cookie Crisp?
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You mess with Cookie Crisp?
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You can go um uh vanilla protein Like a Muscle Milk?
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Yeah, like a Monster Muscle Milk.
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Damn, we were doing that that number three was getting up there.
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Well, you got a ways to go. Damn.
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All right, so this is Pain is Good.
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Oh, [ __ ] Louisiana style.
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Number four, how you feeling?
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Man, I'm going to have to do this down button right here.
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It's getting kind of spicy. All right, cool. Let's go.
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So, last month I saw you swing a wrestling match for your boy Rey Mysterio. Right. I know that you bulked.
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You're barely fitting into this suit jacket.
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Yeah, I got to get a new one made pretty soon.
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Yeah, you might have to get that custom because I'm packing on the pounds. Python's coming through.
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Yeah, Python Peach Python for sure.
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Going to split it at the seams.
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And I know it's a dream of yours to be a wrestler, but I wondered what extent have you thought it through.
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Do you have a wrestling name picked out?
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Peach Python aka Neon Python aka Joey Highroller aka Mr.
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Lamborghini Leg Lock aka Aqua Berry Back Fist Neon Knuckles Man. We got a long list.
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Have you thought about the persona?
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What would your persona be?
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Man, I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm just me.
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Like like those are what people will say Joey Highroller Riff Raff, you're talking about the same person. You know what I mean?
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Like James Franco's nick Like James Franco's nickname is Riff Raff.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Like it's like the same [ __ ] Are you still bugged by that? Mhm. You don't care. I'm not bugged.
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I I never cared about it.
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Do you know what bother me about that if if I were you though is that Is that when what Spring Breakers 2 needs to come out and then I play the uh uh I was James Franco's um twin brother who was in jail and then he gets out to revenge his death.
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Yes, that would be amazing cuz that plot already I know.
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It sounds like Sounds like you've read that script or something. Sounds crazy.
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Well, cuz what would bother me is you know it should be you getting these roles not James Franco [ __ ] playing you.
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Man, you see who you got to talk to a director about that.
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All right, so this fifth one is actually our hot sauce. It's Hot Ones hot sauce.
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It's made by our friends Homeboys hot sauces is out of Phoenix.
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You can pick it up at Heatist, you can pick it up online.
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Literally the greatest hot sauce ever made, but Riff Raff, I'll let you be the judge of that. Okay. Cool. Homeboys hot sauce.
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What's the best piece of advice Hulk Hogan ever gave you about getting it done in the weight room?
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How about I can just give my best advice? That's good too, man.
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A good thing is work out in the mornings.
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Like as soon as you get up, don't even think about it.
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Just make it part of your schedule.
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Like I'm wake I'm waking up and I'm working out for 30 minutes. You know what I mean?
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Or I'm waking up and I'm like have a little set schedule where you you you I'm at this time I'm doing this.
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What's hard on tour sometimes. How you feeling?
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Man, we're halfway through.
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I'm I'm I'm going to make it.
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What are you coming in at now? 230? 240? I'm about 240. I fluctuate though.
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I started having trouble tying my shoes, that's why I knew it was time to kind of chill out a little bit.
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What other downfalls have there been to putting on that kind of those kind of gains? Cuz that's no joke.
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Yeah, just like having to constantly buy spend money on new clothes cuz I'm not I can't fit in my clothes.
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Like If you see right now, I'm damn near busting out of this Marc Jacobs jacket.
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What do you What are you going to do with that?
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I just What are you going to do with these guys? You know what I mean?
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When you're working with these kind of pythons, like it's like it doesn't it just doesn't happen overnight.
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I can barely even drink this beer. Hold on a second. You have a straw?
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You have a straw in there? No straw?
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Do you have any style advice for husky boys? Keep it comfortable. Cut the sleeves off.
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Don't Don't don't try to get too fancy and go sleeves. All right?
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Just go just get a scissors, snip them shits off.
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Not rip them off cuz then you're still going to have the undercarriage.
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What's going to cut you in the under cartridge.
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You got to go start down low.
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I have a certain way of cutting.
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If you had a shirt and a suit, I'll show you exactly where I would barely wear that.
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Pull both sleeves right there.
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You know about a 4 or 5 inches down. No no Notice that. Notice that. Notice that. Notice that curvature. Now hold it up. That's what happens.
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That's how you do a burning hot one shirt.
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You're ready to start getting burned.
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Look Now those are official hot hot one shirts.
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That's how the broly boys do it. There we go. You're ready to move on?
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All right, so this is High River Rogue.
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And uh That was a lot of sauce on it.
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Looks like they're trying to take me out with this one.
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We had currency on here and we were talking about rap dogs one day.
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Your boy Riff Raff's Jody Husky.
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Oh [ __ ] There was a dog like this that chased me to school every day.
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We named him Jack the Wolf.
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I believe he was a might have been a Siberian or maybe an Alaskan Malamute or something.
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But we ran from him all the time.
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And now that we have you in here, I need to know more.
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I was at a vid video shoot and I saw Jody and he was sitting in somebody's arms. This true story.
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He's sitting in somebody's arms.
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I call call call him a husky that day. He's just sitting there.
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He wasn't You know like most puppies they want to be jumping around and playing and running around.
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He was just sitting there. He was looking around.
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I was like there was something about that husky like I You know what I mean? I saw something in him. You had a connection. Yeah.
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And I uh went through the video shoot.
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We do the We did the photo.
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He was on the front cover of Neon Icon. That was him.
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That wasn't That wasn't my baby but that was him so so I asked the dude.
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I was like how much for that dog? He was like $1,000.
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I was like cool, I'mma get him.
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But I But at the time I was I was staying I had a a condo.
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I was in Hollywood and there there was no uh you couldn't have pets.
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I remember But I remember I woke up the next morning and I was thinking about that dog. I was like [ __ ] it.
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I called immediately called him, bought him. Rest is history. Holy spice gods. Moving on to eight.
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Judging by the last one, I'm kind of scared of this next one. Let's go.
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So, this one is the bomb. It's not insanity.
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It's not That was not I wasn't describing it.
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Well, I think I'm in a world of pain. Cuz that's four. Oh, yeah. You are in pain. Are you on the next one?
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I think you jumped past me. Yeah, I did. Damn. I'll chill. You're busy. Busy talking about Jody.
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I guess the key is to just hurry up with these damn answers and just start jumping.
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More talk, the more I'm All right, cool. All right.
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Earlier this month, you announced this $4 million deal Neon Nation deal, right?
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Says that you're going to be the music executive.
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With the artists in these deals, I never really understand them. Like Jay-Z and Tidal.
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Like when I read about them, I never understand them.
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First off, what does that deal mean exactly?
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I don't think there's a lot of artist development.
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Or a lot of art like somebody watching over artists and making sure that every single thing they do is right.
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And I want to be more in charge of that, like And I saw too that you're like, "This isn't just a record label.
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This is a talent agency." Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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I'm I'm I'm signing I'm not just signing just music artists.
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I'm I might sign if you if you if I like the idea, it's like Shark Tank, you know what I mean?
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If I like your idea, I think we can make money.
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That's what we're going to make money.
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Well, let me ask you this.
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What if you met some guy who had a wing show on YouTube? Right. Go on. Yeah, yeah.
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What if you met some guy who had like a wing show on YouTube? show. Yeah.
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What would you say to that guy?
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First of all, let me Let's see if I can get through this goddamn 10 piece wings.
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Maybe we could have a wing challenge.
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A actual uh a [ __ ] That could That could be a show.
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That should be on HBO or something.
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Well, I want I want to be at the top of your list, okay, Riff Raff? I'll tell you what.
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If I have a hot wings contest show you're the man. You got it.
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That means so much to me. Mad Dog is number nine. Holy [ __ ] Oh boy. You cleared those beers.
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Yeah, how many I think I'm in four, five deep, G?
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You have a song with Lil Yachty and Migos and Cheeto right now. Yeah.
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And what I've always thought is interesting about you is that a lot of rappers will reference athletes, right?
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But everybody says like Kobe and LeBron.
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What I've always liked about you is your references are always a little bit more obscure.
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So specifically I wanted to bounce a couple '90s baseball players off of you that you seem to be interested in and you can tell me why they inspire you, okay? Julio Franco. Wait, what? I forgot the question.
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Oh man, it's getting dangerous over here.
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Why are you inspired by Julio Franco?
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Julio Franco or is Julio Franco for the Texas Rangers.
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He used to be cranking homers.
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In a wild batting stance. It was crazy.
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Do you think that Major League Baseball is kind of better when everybody was just on the juice?
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Man, it was all juiced up.
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It's kind of like the WWF but with baseball bats.
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Just balls flying out all over the place.
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I kind of wish that everyone would just get back on steroids.
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The Sammy Sosa Mark McGwire era? The best.
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They were going back-to-back jacks.
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Man, I'm I don't think I can make it.
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You got one more wing, bro.
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Yeah, we might have to for sure cut. Oh man.
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Wait, do we have one more last question or what? Yeah, one more. All right, go.
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It's tradition around here It's dab the last wing.
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You don't have to, but I will. How you doing? Not so good.
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You guys dab it up, but be careful. Don't put too much. Oh, man. That's good. That's good. Gosh damn.
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I don't You don't want to run out of here. What's up? All right. Come on. Holler at Take a bite.
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What is the biggest misconception about Riff Raff?
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People think I save all my money.
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But as soon as I get I spend it.
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So don't ask me for [ __ ] Cuz I already [ __ ] spent on some stupid [ __ ] All right, amazing episode.
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You made it all the way through.
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So impressive and in a suit. The floor is yours. 30 seconds.
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Let the people know what you got going on in your life.
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All right, the Peach Panther coming soon.
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Movie coming soon, Peach Panther. Carl Slim is out now.
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Holy [ __ ] And that's about it.
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Peach Panther signing off.
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Somebody take this [ __ ] bow tie off me. For real, take it off. I can't do it. Take that [ __ ] off. Oh my god. Wait, what do I put on?
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That movie was That MOVIE WAS FIRE. THAT MOVIE WAS FIRE.
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You got to have about two or three parodies.
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You know, if you don't Little bit of struggling on workouts.
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That one just bites your ass. Wow.
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Great reps by those dudes the first time. Amazing.
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I feel like these are the best Jordans.