Peter Griffin Bares It All While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones

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Okay.

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Oh, yeah, I'm starting to feel that one.

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Now, from watching your show, I understand it helps if you touch your eyes.

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Hey, what's going on, everybody?

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For First We Feast, I'm Sean Evans, and you're watching Hot Ones.

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It's the show with hot questions and even hotter wings.

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And today, we're joined by Peter Griffin.

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He's a titan of the American sitcom and star of Family Guy, which celebrates its 25th anniversary this year.

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Peter Griffin, welcome to the show.

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Yeah, your show is not going to work on me.

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I came here already crying and snotting and diarrhea-ing.

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Okay, so I take it you've seen the show before.

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Are you the guy that makes glitter bombs go off when people steal packages? No.

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the guy that pays for expensive eye surgery for people? Also, no. Are you female bloopers? No.

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Wait, are you the hot sauce guy? Yeah, that's me.

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Uh and that's pretty much all I've told you so far, but I'm happy you're here.

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It's nice to be a part of the decline of American journalism.

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Peter, I know you're strapped for time and have opted for a five-wing gauntlet, but as a forewarning, I do have to say it's a very steep ramp up today, but we'll start with our most mild sauce.

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It's called Baby's Whisper.

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Oh, that reminds me, I left my baby in the car.

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Oh my god, do you do you want to go get him?

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Nah, the windows are up, so he can't get out.

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So, you come from a very funny family, and you're one of the greatest TV dads of all time.

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Off the top of your head without thinking about it too much, who's your favorite kid? I'd have to say Bart.

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And you don't mind if I keep my luggage under the table here, do you?

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I'm a little weird about leaving it alone.

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No, no, you have a you have a very long leash on this show, all right?

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Whatever makes you comfortable, Peter.

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On that note, are you ready to move on here to the next sauce?

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You know, you came in so hot before, I almost forgot to ask, how are you around spicy food? Fine.

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I've had every strain of COVID, so I taste nothing.

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That's the first time I've heard that one.

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Now, we don't often talk about relationships here on Hot Ones, but you and Lois are such an iconic couple.

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What's the secret to a happy and healthy marriage?

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You know, you learn to appreciate the little things that you do for each other.

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Also, I did ayahuasca in Peru and had sex with God, but let's not talk about that.

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I'm here to celebrate Family Guy's 25th anniversary. All right.

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Well, on that note, are you ready to move on to the next sauce? Okay.

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Oh, yeah, I'm starting to feel that one.

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Now, from watching your show, I understand it helps if you touch your eyes.

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No, it's the exact opposite.

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Be careful around your eyes.

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Should I touch your eyes? No, please don't. Camera Guy Bill's eyes? You know what, Peter?

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I think we need to move this along.

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Why don't we just skip to the hottest sauce?

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Yeah, I can see how hot it is from the bottle.

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It's just a picture of the devil blasting out of a guy's butt hole. All right, give me that. Down the hatch. NO, PETER.

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YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO PUT a little extra on the last wing.

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Scott, will you excuse me for a second? It's Sean, actually. care. I need a moment. Hello?

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Lois, you need to come get me immediately. Sean is very mean.

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Okay, what what is going on?

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What are you talking about?

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about having COVID to be a big shot, and now I'm in a lot of trouble. Peter?

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I got to go to the bathroom. Peter, are you okay? Oh God, I touched it. What? I went from wing to it. What's it? What's your number? I'll text you.

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Maybe we should just get back to the interview.

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You know, what can you tell us about the Halloween special?

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Spooky specials are a time-honored sitcom tradition.

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For god's sake, IT'S PUMPKINS AND GHOSTS. WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE? I'M DYING.

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SHOULD I DUNK it in a glass of milk?

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Um I'm not sure that'll help.

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Sean, I think we're past the milk.

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Do you have any towels that aren't white, Sean?

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Like like brown with some red? Sean?

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Peter, I'm not really supposed to leave my seat.

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Sean, listen to me very carefully.

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I need you to go into my suitcase.

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Inside, you'll find several pairs of green pants.

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Remove one pair and slide it under the bathroom door.

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I also need you to edit this part out. I got to be honest.

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I've been doing this for a really long time.

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I've never seen anything quite like that from this side of the table.

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But I guess there's nothing left to do but roll out the red carpet.

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This camera, this camera, this camera, let the people know what you have going on in your life. Yeah, sure.

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This Halloween and Christmas, don't miss two new Family Guy Hulu exclusive holiday specials.

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All episodes available on Hulu.

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New season coming soon to Fox.

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And this summer, look for me as a tattoo on the top of a fat white woman's foot in A WATER PARK. NOT THE EYES, DUDE.

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A LITTLE HELP HERE, fat man?