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Okay.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, I'm starting to feel that one.
Now, from watching your show, I understand it helps if you touch your eyes.
Hey, what's going on, everybody?
For First We Feast, I'm Sean Evans, and you're watching Hot Ones.
It's the show with hot questions and even hotter wings.
And today, we're joined by Peter Griffin.
He's a titan of the American sitcom and star of Family Guy, which celebrates its 25th anniversary this year.
Peter Griffin, welcome to the show.
Yeah, your show is not going to work on me.
I came here already crying and snotting and diarrhea-ing.
Okay, so I take it you've seen the show before.
Are you the guy that makes glitter bombs go off when people steal packages? No.
the guy that pays for expensive eye surgery for people? Also, no. Are you female bloopers? No.
Wait, are you the hot sauce guy? Yeah, that's me.
Uh and that's pretty much all I've told you so far, but I'm happy you're here.
It's nice to be a part of the decline of American journalism.
Peter, I know you're strapped for time and have opted for a five-wing gauntlet, but as a forewarning, I do have to say it's a very steep ramp up today, but we'll start with our most mild sauce.
It's called Baby's Whisper.
Oh, that reminds me, I left my baby in the car.
Oh my god, do you do you want to go get him?
Nah, the windows are up, so he can't get out.
So, you come from a very funny family, and you're one of the greatest TV dads of all time.
Off the top of your head without thinking about it too much, who's your favorite kid? I'd have to say Bart.
And you don't mind if I keep my luggage under the table here, do you?
I'm a little weird about leaving it alone.
No, no, you have a you have a very long leash on this show, all right?
Whatever makes you comfortable, Peter.
On that note, are you ready to move on here to the next sauce?
You know, you came in so hot before, I almost forgot to ask, how are you around spicy food? Fine.
I've had every strain of COVID, so I taste nothing.
That's the first time I've heard that one.
Now, we don't often talk about relationships here on Hot Ones, but you and Lois are such an iconic couple.
What's the secret to a happy and healthy marriage?
You know, you learn to appreciate the little things that you do for each other.
Also, I did ayahuasca in Peru and had sex with God, but let's not talk about that.
I'm here to celebrate Family Guy's 25th anniversary. All right.
Well, on that note, are you ready to move on to the next sauce? Okay.
Oh, yeah, I'm starting to feel that one.
Now, from watching your show, I understand it helps if you touch your eyes.
No, it's the exact opposite.
Be careful around your eyes.
Should I touch your eyes? No, please don't. Camera Guy Bill's eyes? You know what, Peter?
I think we need to move this along.
Why don't we just skip to the hottest sauce?
Yeah, I can see how hot it is from the bottle.
It's just a picture of the devil blasting out of a guy's butt hole. All right, give me that. Down the hatch. NO, PETER.
YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO PUT a little extra on the last wing.
Scott, will you excuse me for a second? It's Sean, actually. care. I need a moment. Hello?
Lois, you need to come get me immediately. Sean is very mean.
Okay, what what is going on?
What are you talking about?
about having COVID to be a big shot, and now I'm in a lot of trouble. Peter?
I got to go to the bathroom. Peter, are you okay? Oh God, I touched it. What? I went from wing to it. What's it? What's your number? I'll text you.
Maybe we should just get back to the interview.
You know, what can you tell us about the Halloween special?
Spooky specials are a time-honored sitcom tradition.
For god's sake, IT'S PUMPKINS AND GHOSTS. WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE? I'M DYING.
SHOULD I DUNK it in a glass of milk?
Um I'm not sure that'll help.
Sean, I think we're past the milk.
Do you have any towels that aren't white, Sean?
Like like brown with some red? Sean?
Peter, I'm not really supposed to leave my seat.
Sean, listen to me very carefully.
I need you to go into my suitcase.
Inside, you'll find several pairs of green pants.
Remove one pair and slide it under the bathroom door.
I also need you to edit this part out. I got to be honest.
I've been doing this for a really long time.
I've never seen anything quite like that from this side of the table.
But I guess there's nothing left to do but roll out the red carpet.
This camera, this camera, this camera, let the people know what you have going on in your life. Yeah, sure.
This Halloween and Christmas, don't miss two new Family Guy Hulu exclusive holiday specials.
All episodes available on Hulu.
New season coming soon to Fox.
And this summer, look for me as a tattoo on the top of a fat white woman's foot in A WATER PARK. NOT THE EYES, DUDE.
A LITTLE HELP HERE, fat man?