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HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON, GUYS?
For First We Feast, it's Hot Ones, the show with hot questions and even hotter wings.
And today, I'm joined in studio by Machine Gun Kelly. What's going on, man? What's up, dude?
Do you know how the show works? Yes.
How do you think it works?
You stuff a bunch of chicken wings in your mouth and [ __ ] for 3 days. That's 90% of it.
There are 10 chicken wings, 10 sauces, 10 questions. Okay.
As we go further along in the interview, the wings get hotter, the questions get hotter.
So hot, in fact, that you might just need to bail.
So you just say lace up, and then you don't have to eat any more wings.
Then we just go straight to the hottest question and ask you the hottest question. All right?
If you make it all the way through, we'll give you 30 uninterrupted seconds to plug whatever you want.
If you tap out, I take half of your plug. Okay. All right.
Does that sound good to you?
Uh no, cuz I don't do spicy food, and I've never ate like a spicy hot wing in my life, but I'm here, so [ __ ] it.
The first wing should be no problem.
First question should be no problem. Are you ready?
All right, Machine Gun Kelly, here are your Hot Ones.
Well, this first sauce is just Texas Pete hot sauce.
You would see it on every restaurant. Mhm. Every breakfast spot.
And then your first question.
You used to work at Chipotle, right? Yeah.
There are two types of employees at Chipotle, okay? Mhm.
There are the ones who, when they're scooping ingredients, sort of ride the bin and give you a bountiful portion.
Then there are some that shake the spoon out, and you see pieces of chicken breast falling off the spoon.
Are you the one who rides the bin, or you one of those cowards who shakes the spoon?
I'll tell you one thing, I [ __ ] hate those spoon shakers.
I was always a man of the people and I was always like [ __ ] the system. This isn't my chicken. Two scoops even.
I'll give you double [ __ ] meat for the price of one dog.
Just cuz I don't give a [ __ ] All right, number two. Cholula hot sauce. Okay. No big deal, right? No.
All right, this is the Yucateco Caribbean Habanero.
Is this all you [ __ ] got hot sauces?
Is this is what I've been missing out on the whole time? Yeah.
This isn't [ __ ] It's easy to say that after the third wing.
Okay, we'll see how it goes.
But as somebody who doesn't eat wings, maybe you shouldn't have been so scared of them to begin with.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.
All right, well, I'm that's an an awakening for Machine Gun Kelly over here.
All right, you ready for number four?
All right, so this is a Lottie's.
I don't not feeling this I'm not feeling the Feeling the yellow color?
A little intimidated by it or what?
Right when you start talking is when you start feeling it.
When we start talking [ __ ] Uh-huh. Okay.
So this one actually has pain in the title.
Pain is good, Louis CK style. face, dude. That is what happens.
He's just taking the giantest of shits. That might be though.
That might be a painful [ __ ] that he's taking. You ready? Yeah, I'm ready.
One, two, three, four, five. Five down. Come on Tony Ayo. Right? Yeah, come on Tony Ayo. Come on, dude.
My guess is that in your 25 years on this planet, you've had to deal with some severe hangovers.
And your life is not like mine.
Like you can't just nurse 64 oz of Gatorade, smoke a little weed, and watch Netflix, and just sort of rest it off.
So it leads me to believe that you have to have some sort of ritual or some sort of hangover cure that you use.
That's such a good question.
When I like [ __ ] it like kind of like relieves like everything.
Shakes that I just got clean. Yeah.
If I like [ __ ] like take a shower, throw up, [ __ ] and then take a shower again, like You're back to square one.
Or you know, or if I have to, you know, do it myself. You know what I mean?
Yeah, if there's no girls around. just get it done.
Or I'll [ __ ] a peach or something.
Have you ever [ __ ] like a can of peanut butter or something?
I [ __ ] I want to say a watermelon, man. Watermelon?
That seems like a safe bet. I guess.
I mean, it's, you know, a little cold.
So, now this one is Pain 100% Hot Sauce is what it's called.
We also have a guy, no no kids screaming. Yeah.
This is where it starts to turn.
Holy [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] that one.
It's like Oh, [ __ ] dog. Oh, man.
Okay, I don't think you can make it as long as you have in this industry without making a few enemies.
And I wonder Oh, [ __ ] what gets you kicked out of the MGK crew?
Like, what makes you close the window on a person and paint it shut?
Well, one, if you're my friend, I'm never kicking you off.
But, if you're on my tour bus and you're If this is the How to get kicked off my tour bus.
Come up to me and tell me to [ __ ] take a shot again. Ooh.
Come up to me and ask why I'm not smiling again.
Because I bet that I'll kick you the [ __ ] out. Cuz [ __ ] you.
Like, I just got off [ __ ] stage.
We've been on for an hour and a half.
I headbanged the whole [ __ ] time. My neck hurts. My body hurts.
I'm bleeding cuz someone scratched me or I fell off a cage or something.
Maybe I want like 30 minutes of [ __ ] downtime.
Given that I do this every single night.
And even though this is the first night for you, I just did this 40 other [ __ ] nights. I'm hungry. I'm horny.
And you're like, "Why aren't you smiling?" I don't know.
Cuz I Maybe if I'm smiling with a [ __ ] big dumbass smile on my [ __ ] face on the tour bus, you'd be like, "You look like a [ __ ] pedophile."
I'm I'm not trying to come around you.
And you know what's crazy? I am [ __ ] crazy.
And I will [ __ ] go crazy.
But, don't [ __ ] tell me to go crazy.
Cuz you know what I want to do when you tell me to go crazy?
I want to not go [ __ ] crazy.
Cuz you know what I'm not? I'm not a [ __ ] puppet.
You're not my [ __ ] parents.
You're not my [ __ ] boss.
You know what I'm saying? All right.
You can't teach me [ __ ] about this party [ __ ] I don't need your [ __ ] help, you know what I mean?
Everybody just get off MGK's back, god damn. Ready for this next one? How you feeling?
If you feel like you This is See, this is when Death See, that's when This is when Death is That's in the Blair's original Death Sauce.
Like, what a [ __ ] name. Yeah, dude. [ __ ] you, Blair. How about that? All right, ready? Mhm. I won't taste anything.
I'm feeling like I can [ __ ] do algebra right now. What do you got? All right. All right. Well, it's a freebie.
Hey, so this So, Diddy's sort of like white party Hamptons lifestyle pretty far removed from East Cleveland. Yeah.
And I wonder what was that first like ultra luxe decadent opulent window into Diddy's world?
Diddy wants you to come to Vegas.
And when And when Diddy says come to Vegas, you come running, right?
I mean, when you're broke as [ __ ] in your manager's mom's basement when you're hopped up on Vicodin from a car accident and you're thinking about your life way too much and you're like, "Holy [ __ ] What the [ __ ] am I going to do?
I'm working at Chipotle."
Yeah, you get I would get on the plane, right? So, get there.
He has the biggest suite in the Palms.
Um there's waterfalls in his room.
There's a [ __ ] river in his room. He's like, "All right.
We're going to go to we're We're going to go out."
This is this is what That's what I said.
He said, "We're going to go out."
I'm like, "I'm 20 years old." MGK, shut the [ __ ] up. Don't worry about that.
Let's go to the [ __ ] club.
So, we go to the club, get in every single club.
This [ __ ] It's New Year's Eve.
This [ __ ] did He takes me to nine [ __ ] clubs in one night. Nine [ __ ] clubs. This is not four.
This I mean, four is crazy.
You know what I'm saying?
This is nine [ __ ] clubs. 30 bottles a spot.
That's I mean, 30 * 9 is what? 270. 270. 270. So, 270 bottles easy.
I don't know where those went.
Confetti everywhere, women everywhere.
Get to Okay, nine spots over.
I'm like, [ __ ] I'm poop, man. You know what I mean? Like, peace out. Yeah. Go on to sleep. I don't know.
We're not going to [ __ ] sleep.
And this guy slept for two [ __ ] days and I didn't [ __ ] see him sleep one [ __ ] time.
Remember Get Him to the Greek? Yeah.
But just like that that might as well have been a documentary.
This is called Dave's Temporary Insanity Hot Sauce.
Dave makes multiple appearances.
So, the next one's Dave's Insanity.
And this is the one they say if you're pregnant, don't [ __ ] with it.
is like This is the part of the show where we probably should have made you sign a waiver, but Okay. It's all good. Yeah. All right. Damn. Right.
I'm kind of like sweating a little bit.
You're eating the whole one. Oh, [ __ ] Okay.
I'm going to eat the rest of the wing with you, man.
You got a lot of tats, man.
You can handle some pain, right? Mhm.
So, you're hosting a WWE event.
Is that later this month? Yeah.
If you were a professional wrestler, would your persona be like the Machine Gun Kelly wild boy thing or would it be different, you think?
Maybe I'd be like a professor and just kick ass in a suit. And then, you know what?
I'd throw them on the [ __ ] ground.
I'm going to [ __ ] sit on them.
And I'd open my [ __ ] textbook and read to the people.
That's the ultimate flex.
You [ __ ] sit there while I [ __ ] read this [ __ ] you know, while I teach the topography of South America right now.
You're starting to get there, man.
This is uncharted territory. Just Anthony Rizzo. Holy [ __ ] dude. This is so hot.
I'm like every time I breathe in it's increasingly hotter. Gnarly, yeah.
So, this is Dave's Insanity hot sauce.
36 times hotter than a jalapeno. Holy [ __ ] dude. Okay. Woo! Oh, [ __ ] Hold on. Hold on. Oh, [ __ ] Damn, dog.
Oh, [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] Dude. Woah. Woah.
Like, what kind of [ __ ] psychopath would just put that on a [ __ ] my nose. I [ __ ] Ah, ah, dude.
Damn, it went the wrong path, man.
How do you How do you keep like the boardroom [ __ ] you know, like the label politics, separate from who you are?
You know, if you try to be like this pop If you're being this punk rock figure, do you have to constantly turn [ __ ] down? Do you have to Yeah. I've lost so much money.
You know what I realize is stupid when like you do all that to keep your authenticity, and then you do something like and you do something like take a movie role, and you have to change your hair for the movie role, right? Right.
And like and in and and just doing something as simple as like your hair, someone's like, "Oh, you [ __ ] sellout, man."
You [ __ ] You know what I mean?
And you're just like, "I've done all this [ __ ] to be so authentic.
You're [ __ ] what Dude, what do you do?
What do you [ __ ] do when it's this spicy? What do you do?
You just uh you find calmly?
You find Here's the deal.
Cuz I'll tell you why I sit calmly.
Does your top of your head hurt? Yeah, like I'm sweating. But the head. The head.
Does your head No, you got something else going on, bro.
So, as Chris suggested, we put a fresh dab on this one. Dude. So, this is Mad Dog 357.
It's almost I don't want to psych you out, but it's almost twice as hot as what we just ate. Okay. You ready, bro? No.
This is like quite the Yeah, wait. Hold on. Hold on.
Before I don't want to put my dab on there.
I think that's my I think what I got is fine right there. All right, bro. I'm dabbing up.
You're not going to dab up? Ah, dude. [ __ ] you.
All right, this will be my third time.
I ain't nothing but a [ __ ] hound dog. Let's get it. But be careful.
Yeah, this is going to be This is not going to be fun. Cheers to the internet. For the internet, bro. For the internet. Okay.
You son of a [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm going Dude, my [ __ ] lips are on fire. Oh my god. Oh, [ __ ] OH. OH. OH. MGK, are you in love?
Oh, you [ __ ] Oh, you aren't [ __ ] dude. [ __ ] dude.
That [ __ ] [ __ ] hurts. Are you in love, MGK?
I'm giving love a chance.
You're giving love a chance.
How'd you and Amber meet?
How does How does MGK meet Amber Rose?
No, I'm just saying I'm giving love a chance.
It doesn't mean, you know, It doesn't mean that you're giving love a chance to Amber Rose. No.
I'm giving love a chance.
I'm just saying I don't want you to be over here thinking I'm, you know, I'm like, you know, stru- yeah, struggling.
I No, like I'm saying I don't want you to I want some loving W. W. F. You know what I mean?
We've been hanging out all morning, man.
I feel like I know who you are.
I think we bonded over these wings. And Oh my god. It's so hot, dog. Yeah. Yeah. Don't you feel me?
Why are you sitting so calm?
Because I'm kind of like um I'm tough as [ __ ] when it comes to wings.
I'm a [ __ ] at pretty much everything else, but wings I [ __ ] got. What was the question?
What was the second question?
How did you meet Amber Rose?
How did Machine Gun Kelly meet Amber Rose?
Uh I was at the MTV Movie Awards.
I dressed like a homeless person.
But then how do you end up getting her attention if you're dressed like a homeless person? Dog, you tell me. I have no [ __ ] idea. Like what would you say? Like what would you say? say anything.
She said something to you? No, her.
She She tell She told somebody to come tap me.
And that must have been an awesome experience. I can't imagine.
I don't live life on that level.
Nobody's ever said like, "Hey, Amber Rose wants to talk to you." to me.
That must have been an exciting thing. It was, man. Uh Uh it was good. Yeah. You're happy.
You're happy Are you happier now than you were 6 weeks ago? Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely. Definitely. Cheers, bro.
Well, you earned your [ __ ] plug, man. Battle through, my guy. 30 seconds.
Talk about the new music.
Talk about the upcoming album. Talk about the movies.
Talk about I don't give a [ __ ] what you talk about.
30 seconds, all yours, bro. Go ahead. Right into the camera.
It's been 3 years since my first album.
This is my sophomore album coming this summer.
I put my heart and soul into it.
I revealed a lot about myself in it.
I told the story that need that that needed to be told that I I haven't touched on yet in my life and uh you know, if you don't like this one, then you have no soul. Go [ __ ] yourself. Go [ __ ] yourself.