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You know what Sean? So, this is yeah. You go to hell.
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Hey, what's going on everybody?
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From First We Feast, I'm Sean Evans and you're watching Hot Ones, the show with hot questions and even hotter wings.
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And today I'm joined by Keegan-Michael Key, Jordan Peele, together they're Key and Peele and they star in Keanu, in theaters April 29th, a film that explores the age-old question, how far is a man willing to go to save his adorable kitty cat?
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It's a question that's been asked for millennia.
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Very funny, I last night the first spit take of my adult life actually.
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I had a big the first one.
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The first spit take of my adult life.
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Don't want to misquote, but I was taking a very I was taking a very deep sip of Sprite when I heard wordiness to the turdiness.
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And right back into the cup.
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This is a text I sent Keegan a couple years ago and then we had to put it in the movie.
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And I can't remember I wish I could remember what the context of it was.
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Wordiness to the turdiness.
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All right, you guys ready? Ready.
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So, we have double the talent, half as many wings this time around.
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First wing, Hot Ones Fiery Chipotle, it's actually our sauce.
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Made by homeboys, distributed by Heatnist. You can find it online. That's good. Thank you.
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One of the things that kind of stands out to me in the movie is Method Man's performance.
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And that guy has a ton of roles over the years and many of them are comedic roles, which kind of flies in the face of what I think a lot of people think of when they think of Method Man.
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He's very He's very much a real guy.
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He has the same problems that any of us have.
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He just sounds a lot cooler when he talks about them.
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He literally was pacing on set one day completely frustrated. Yeah.
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Because the principal is is two kids that are the same age, Yeah, which are commonly known as twins.
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Um They had the graduation and he was getting very upset cuz he was going, "This is ridiculous, man.
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Superintendent ain't going to tell me I'm going to get three tickets.
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I should get six [ __ ] tickets. This is ridiculous, man. I got two children.
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How is my auntie supposed to see my my babies when they help raise my kids?
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So they can learn the mathematics and everything.
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This is stupid [ __ ] I got to make a phone call.
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I mean, it's like mundane school stuff.
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Stuff he never wrapped about this.
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Never wrapped about this, Jess.
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And it's kind of funny to see a guy like Method Man have just everyday normal people problems. right.
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Yeah, he has to wake up one shoe at a time, like the rest of us.
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Is that what you're saying?
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Yeah, he wakes up one shoe at a time. That's a saying.
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People say that everyday.
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Someone said that this morning.
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This guy back here said it. I guarantee it.
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All right, you ready for number two?
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Ready for the Hot Ones, that's a nice sauce.
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This is where we're going up a little bit. We're going up. Pain 100%? Yep. [ __ ] Keegan Mhm.
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My guess is that you've been asked about Luther, Obama's pain Obama's anger translator a million times.
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Obama's pain translator, emotional pain.
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Yes, yes, emotional pain, anger translator, and you've probably been asked about it in every interview since that White House Correspondents Dinner.
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Hold on to your lily-white butts.
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What's your most treasured memory from that night?
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The most The most treasured memory for me, this is not a joke. A joke.
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I'm about to also not tell a joke.
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100% 100% How's the pain? What?
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100% No, no, ain't no ain't no 99% But here's the thing.
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We still You got to This is the second one. Only two. No.
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We still got three to go.
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We were We were talking We were talking a big We were talking A BIG GAME. OH! OH, THAT'S CRAZY.
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HE He was uh I was present.
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That That was the most That was the most precious thing. I wasn't freaking out.
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I wasn't having an out-of-body experience.
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But having the ability to touch him and he was perfectly cool with that when we rehearsed it, which was that was awesome. Being able to touch him.
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And also, I guess the best one would have been with uh Michelle. Michelle.
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You're all right, brother? You okay?
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Were you a little nervous about touching him for the first time?
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Do you think like security like Secret Service would jump you out? Oh my god.
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Well, he runs into the room and runs up to me and he bro hugs me and I'M LIKE, "JUST LET ME. I'M NOT DOING IT. I'M NOT DOING IT. TAKE PLEASE."
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YOU CAN feel like a red dot on your forehead.
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And they're like, He grabs That's a problem.
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I think anybody gets scared cuz he's just up there hugging just just grabbing folks and hugging.
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He loves to be hugging joints. Yeah. J O I N K S. Joint. Joint? A joint.
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You know you you don't speak You don't speak English? Uh-uh.
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You mean he be he be he be he be he be hugging joints. Tell him.
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A joint is a any person that comes in uh to a room that is just looks huggable. You know.
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So, he be he be hugging joints.
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Don't Don't be drinking water. I didn't do it.
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You saw me say I was going to do it and then I didn't do it. You saw I didn't do it.
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I'm I'm I'm not a [ __ ] [ __ ] There is one in our movie.
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There's actually one in our movie. There is.
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That's That's a normal kitty.
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All right, ready for This is Why am I swearing so much? This is Wings.
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It's a YouTube show and uh you can swear if you want.
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the [ __ ] truth of that.
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And this is the bomb beyond insanity. Okay.
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And the names are getting longer and more complicated. Yeah.
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And that's that's the radiation symbol.
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That's That's what they put on it when you're not supposed to be near it in the same room with it. So.
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walk out of here with a 30-year something. This is Chernobyl.
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Do you know that Chernobyl happened on my actual birth date, April 26th, 1986?
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No, you weren't near there, were you?
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Yeah, I was I was born there.
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That's why you can eat all these [ __ ] things. Uh-huh.
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That's why you don't have any problem with these at all.
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It's a little unsettling how these aren't bothering you at all.
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Yeah, what's up with that?
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I've done it a bunch of times.
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This is not a new experience for me. Joints. My joints ready here. joints.
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Sean, let's just be honest for a moment.
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You put battery acid in here. That's no joke.
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That one's not a fun one to This is not fun.
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You know, one of the you went for the milk. I'm not too proud.
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I know like what this is but I know what I'm You don't get a you don't get a out of the milk I'm not No, no more.
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Give me a mulligan on the one milk.
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I'll give you a mulligan.
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I'll give you a mulligan.
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Now if you stick with I'll give you a mulligan. Oh my god. I owe you a mulligan. God damn it.
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You know, one of the sad things about Key and Peele coming to an end is that They're these recurring We're dying right now.
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Like we're not going to make it out through this one.
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We're these recurring characters that were so amazing but we kind of don't know what happened to some of them in the past year plus so I'm hoping I I can just bounce some off of you and we can I'll go tell you right now.
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I'll give you the first one. Andre Snaps.
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Megan, come back to the bar. No. Megan. MEGAN. MEGAN.
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ANDRE Snaps cuts Megan into [ __ ] 75 little pieces and sticks her in a suitcase and dumps her in the river. This is going to happen. I'm going to happen. Maybe relationship. Maybe we'll try. Yeah.
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What about Wendell Sanders?
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Guys, we going to want another pizza.
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Let me just Who's hungry? Show of hands. His pee started burning. His pee started burning. God damn it.
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Are we I'm I'm That's in here. Hallucinating right now.
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There's an MMA There's a UFC match right here.
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Right here in this sinus.
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You got a little bit of some.
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How's Hingle McCringleberry?
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How's that NFL career going? You know what? You made the last two. Well, give me a second. Get this out of here. This is done. I finished that.
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You made last two 53 and rosters. He's not playing yet.
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That's the That's the issue.
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He had that one banner game then he went dancing the night after that and tore a What the hell is this guy? Come on, man. Come on. Don't touch it. Come on, Sean. DON'T TOUCH IT. 357 MAD DOG? COME ON, MAN.
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That's a That's That's a type of gun.
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That's This is This sauce will blow you away. 357,000 Scoville? Come on, man. Stop. Stop.
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And that's our second hottest one.
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Do you want to explain to the crowd or do they already know what a 357,000 Scoville is?
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I'm amazed that you know what a 357,000 Scoville is. Here's what I know. I know that it's a unit.
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I'll tell you and I know it has something to do with how [ __ ] up my mouth feels. I'll tell you.
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My unit is not going to be working anymore after this. Better. It'll be working better. It'll be working better. Yes. Yes.
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You ready for Mad Dog 357? No. No. No. Let's go. This is why we're here. All right. We're here. We're here. Are you hungry? Jesus, it's spicy.
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Okay, there's some sweetness in there, but it's going to It's going to rape us in the ass, isn't it? Yep. No.
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It's time It's That's a Trojan horse. release.
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A Trojan horse with that sweetness in there.
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THAT'S THAT'S A GENGHIS KHAN JUST ROLLED THROUGH my tonsils. What's going on here? Tonsils?
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Oh my god, that's That's a permanent That's a permanent eyes crossed.
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So, I'm fascinated by the idea of Camp Awesome, Camp Awesome, and all these sketches that don't see the light of day.
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Isn't that the purgatory that you guys put the sketches that don't make it to the light of day?
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the deepest, most referential [ __ ] We're blind.
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So, Sean, I'm having a stroke.
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And you're going for more bites. That's admirable. We got to keep up.
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You got to keep up, my brother.
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What are you most upset about not seeing the light of day?
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It has to be something in that can that's underground that nobody will see. Water sketch. The water sketch?
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The sketch where we just did a bath of water.
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Oh, just bring that sketch.
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We are swimming and drowning, happily. What was busting?
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What sketch in Camp Awesome are you so upset that it just hasn't seen the light of day?
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That nobody will ever see it.
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There's got to be something in that can that you're like, "Damn it."
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That can that nobody wants to see.
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Did he say the water sketch? Yeah, the water sketch.
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Is there a milk sketch in that uh Oh, milk sketch is the one for me.
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Milk sketch is the one for me.
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Milk sketch is the one for me.
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All right, you guys ready to do this last one? Last one? You know what, Sean? So, this is Sean. Yeah. You go to hell.
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I want you to look at the consistency of this now.
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So, this is Don't touch it with your bare hands.
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That's not tradition around here.
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Hold on, give dab the last one. Dab it. We dab the last one. dab your own now Al. Ass off, man. Dab your own ass.
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And then you guys, you know what?
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If you don't want to idea was this show?
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You don't want to, you don't have to. That's a big dab.
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Are you Do you have like a unrealistic Chernobyl.
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He's got one of those things.
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Your whole inside is made out of like some kind of synthetic His Yeah.
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Like I'm uh Like it's not fair.
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Like something like T-1000 or something. is made out of asbestos.
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It's like remember in The Princess Bride when the guy had like built up the immunity to the [ __ ] poison? That's where I'm at. That's you.
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You're the Dread Pirate Roberts right now.
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Okay, what what happens if whole thing of in case people Are you at all impressed with this?
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Or is it just Well, it just seems like a a a type of madness.
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It's Like maybe I should go get something checked out.
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It seems like you figured out something you can do and you built a whole show around it.
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That's what it seems like. That's what we did. Oh, yeah. More power to you.
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Oh, you go to hell, Sean.
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All right, so for this last wing, if you don't want to dab, you don't have to dab. Some people dab. going to dab.
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Why are you going to bring up dabbing, man?
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I'm going to I'm going to dab. You got You got to dab.
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You got to You're not going to dab? Two of them don't dab. I'm not going to dab?
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So, and on this last question, I want to bring it full circle.
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I'm going from the Second City main stage from Key and Peele got the deep cuts.
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all the way to Keanu, okay? Okay. So, Here's a little dab.
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my favorite characters ever were the valets.
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But did you see that Liam Neeson's movie with them wolves, though?
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The one with them big ass wolves and Liam Neeson's in it.
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Liam Neeson's is my [ __ ] And they probably would have been so hyped to see Keanu.
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So, for this last one, let's all take a bite Yep.
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and we'll all die to dab.
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and then I want to sort of reimagine No, don't dab that much.
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how the how the valets would talk about Keanu after seeing it. Yeah.
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Does that sound like a good plan? Woo! Ooh, you dabbed out. All right. Cheers, fellas.
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trying to spread this dab out. Dab it out. That's a sick dab. Dabstep.
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So, I don't like the way he did it.
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I don't like the way he did it all fast. He was scared. You know I know. He was scared. I know.
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The band aid you ripped Yo, you see that He's sweating.
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You see that Key and Peele's movie he's doing? Yeah. You like that? You like that?
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You like the movie with Keanu?
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That movie was That movie WAS MY [ __ ] THAT MOVIE WAS FIRE.
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I don't even know what I'm saying, dog.
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That movie You like that movie? Yeah.
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I give that movie five volcanoes.
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Yo, that movie was a fireball in my eye.
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That movie And they had Nia Long's in there? Mhm.
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And the And the Method Man's? Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.
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They got Willie Forts in there. I'm speechless.
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I ain't got no vocal cords left.
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Remember that part at the end of the sketch where we blow up? Yeah. Let's do that right now. Yeah.
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You made it all the way through Hot Ones. It's so high stakes.
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I know we put you guys through a lot, Woo!
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but at the end, 30-second plug. How amazing is that?
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30 seconds we have to stay alive for 30 seconds. Floor is yours.
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Tell the people what they should see.
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Well, if you're watching this show, don't ever come on the show. Don't come on it.
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Don't make Don't get into the film industry cuz you might end up on this show.
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Do go see Keanu on April 29th. Don't order the wings.
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Just keep your feet planted on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.
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Yeah, what whatever arrives with ass kicked. Chris Kattan tricks.
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I need these and I need these.
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Yeah, I get salad from Burger King.
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I'm not [ __ ] with you now, man.
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Like yo, these dudes are doing something different and with that I would totally have sex with you if you wore those. I need these in 11. Now.