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Hey, what's going on, Hot Ones fans?
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This is Sean Evans checking in from quarantine.
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Uh, unfortunately, the big elephant in the room.
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There is no new episode of Hot Ones this week, and that's a real bummer.
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We were really excited for the episode.
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I was super excited to interview her, and we were obviously really excited to share it with you guys.
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Uh, but with social distancing, all that's going on in the world, uh, that stuff, it just does not gel very well.
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uh with a show in studio where me and a guest eat scorchnot chicken wings and spit at each other from across the table for an hour.
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So, no new episode this week, but let me give you some good news.
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During simpler times, we shot a pair of episodes and a truth or dab that will air in the coming weeks.
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So, next week, hot ones with Zack Efron.
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And if I can be so bold, the things that we've shot are very good.
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So, I'm excited to share them with you guys.
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Hot Ones with Zack Efron next week.
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Then we'll do another Hot Ones the week after.
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One that we're super proud of as well.
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So, can't wait for you guys to see that.
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And then uh we'll call that the season 11 finale.
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Then we'll do Truth or Dab.
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And hopefully between that and a sort of midseason break, hopefully we're behind all this by that point and uh up and running on season 12.
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But you can't rush these things.
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And that brings me to my second uh elephant in the room, and that's this [ __ ] cut on my chin.
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Uh so, uh to be honest with everybody, I've not been feeling great this week. I've been pretty sick. Don't worry.
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Uh I've been talking to a physician.
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Uh just got to hydrate and rest, they say.
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So, that's all I've been doing.
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I've just been sleeping and chugging Gatorade.
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Well, the other night, I have to take a piss in the middle of the night because that's all I've been doing is drinking liquids and sleeping.
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So, I wake up and I'm taking a piss.
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And while I'm peeing, I feel this like hot flash and a tingle go down my spine.
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And then I can feel my blood pressure drop.
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I can feel the blood rushing out of my head.
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And I'm like, something bad is happening.
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And then I just saw black and red spots.
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And then boom, I get folded up like a lawn chair in my own bathroom.
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violently crashed to the ground, crushed the garbage can underneath me, ripped the shower rod out of the wall, and then I wake up and I'm like, "What happened? What happened?" Fainted. [music] Fainted.
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For the first time in my life, I fainted.
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And I was like, "Wo, that was crazy." So I I I I get up. I can rally to my knees.
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I rally to my feet and I'm like, "All right, I just have to get to my bedroom."
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So I walk and I'm still not feeling great.
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A little wobbly on my feet.
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And I take two steps out of my bathroom.
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And guess [music] what happens? Same thing. My legs lock up. I feel the hot flash.
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I feel the blood rush out of my head.
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I'm seeing black and red dots. And guess what? I'm going down.
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And I'm on a direct course with this coffee table. I'm going right for it.
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and and uh and in the middle of that I try to course correct cuz you can see over my other shoulder I have a love sack which is actually a lovely place to fall should you faint.
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So I'm trying to course correct midair but uh my I my body had already given up like my body's not there so I'm in this out of body experience feeling like I'm watching myself fall right into a table and then bam chin right into the corner of the table.
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I had like a full gallon of water on the table. Knocked that over. Huge puddle is forming.
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Just a waterfall going over my head.
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Meanwhile, I'm just stuck on the ground in between the TV and the table over here just being like, is this where it all ends?
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Uh, but I'm happy to say that I'm feeling much better uh the past couple days. A lot better today.
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Um, but it's just a reminder, you know, we got to we got to take care of ourselves and uh, you know, make sure that you're calling your loved ones and make sure that you're taking care of yourself.
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Um, you know, I'll forever have this battle scar.
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And don't worry, I've been using the Neosporin, been bandaging it up, but I feel in this very uh intimate quarantine state of the union that you guys got to see the real me.
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And that is a man who recently fainted um after they took a piss and um and violently fainted twice in like a span of five minutes.
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So that's my story from quarantine.
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Again, to recap, Hot Ones is business as usual.
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The next three weeks, two Hot Ones episodes and a truth or dab.
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Hopefully you guys are doing all right. Check in on loved ones.
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Um and uh you know what, this will be a memory at some point.
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And uh just you know stay safe, stay home, stay healthy, and I miss you guys. I'll see you soon.
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How many of these shows have you done?
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This is uh believe it or not, season 11 uh approaching 200 episodes set across from 200 famous people doing this. That's awesome, man. That's so cool.
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was I feel like [music] I knew it was going to be a high number, but 200 just of course you don't want to pour out any extra sauce.
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No, but you know what I like I like the new experience.
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You know, that's what I think is funny about this is [music] that in the hundreds of times that we've done it, there have been so many different ways that it's approached. Cool.
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You know, it is a good This whole setup is [music] just money, man.
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Like, this is why you go out to eat wings, so you can be with your homies, man. [music] This is awesome. [music]