yo bro your nose is sweating man [Laughter] yo how are your elbows sweating right now hey what's going on everybody for first week feast i'm shawn evans and you're watching hot ones it's the show with hot questions and even hotter wings and today we're joined by the bodega boys jesus nice and the kid one day these treatments all the cats get off stupid you can catch them on showtime's new late night series jesus and merrell
which premieres tonight actually february 21st at 11 p.m guys welcome to the show thank you thank you for having us it's it's it's been too long people wait too long people have been waiting for this forever so we're glad we could do it for the community and for the people this is like when svu does the crossover with like chicago pd like all my faves in one spot i'm like oh well before you begin mirror i think we
should point out that you requested oat milk is that the alpine new jersey influencer wow you put alpine people shout out to everyone that used to watch our old show accomplished it's like wow wow like nothing else like showtime that's what they're was drinking oatmeal okay a little bit of a curveball yeah you know what it is is i'm wildly lactose intolerant and in order for not for me to not pee out my ass on set because i
wouldn't like that you know what i'm saying i'm also wildly lactose intolerant you see my lactate no big oak over here [Music] okay and the hand right here oh you got flats too you small guy mhm [Music] little crumble of crime up there a little kick so i want to start by taking it back to that dump hole studio on 50th street where not only jesus and merrell began but also hot ones and i think it's important to shout out donnie quack johnny claude
the only person to respond to our pitch email what role did he play in bringing you guys together it's the same pitch email like we at the time you know we were just two guys from the bronx twittering as the kids would say and every time that our tweets were interact people were just like yo there's like a natural chemistry you guys talk about the same thing and donnie quack because he's a genius was like yo we're gonna do
a podcast with you guys and from there here we go do you remember the first time that joe lapuma hooked you up with free kicks yeah i felt like it was a stronghold move now i feel bad because i feel like i strong armed him and i walked and i was like damn yo those great beats are hard my [ __ ] can i have him he was just like he's like yeah yeah yeah he's like sure he here nah joe's good people because joe was
coming like i love it i love it keep it going he's a good sport yeah yeah oh he also has the tightest pants in the in the world do you have a favorite rich antonella memory did he ever take you to the fresco we had we before we did a live thesis america versus merrell for marketing that's a marketing like some ad [ __ ] sales meeting on 9 11. first of all who schedules a meeting on 9 11. so we open with that and before we even go
on we're like in the bathroom you know a little nervous whatever and richard's there with his dick out at the urinal he's like guys doing great guys are doing great i'm killing it are you guys gonna flame me so great you guys gonna flame me i love it i [ __ ] love it so we get out there we're like yeah we're just talking to rich with his dick out i love himself [ __ ] rich something rich yeah you're saying literally he is rich [Music]
hippy dippy grain all right that's what i smoked last night look i'm just saying the bronze this is a little more spicier than the last one so you guys have been pretty open about the early podcast being a little bit more cathartic a little bit more rage fueled than the stuff that you guys do now definitely when you think back on the awkward faces to face that you've had with people that you roasted in the past is there a story
that stands out most people are good sports like surprisingly like most people like we roasted they come on and they're like yo you got me um terry crews yeah he was saying he was addicted to masturbation where he was like building his own home computer and i was like oh fam if you're addicted to the masturbation maybe the fastest graphic card they help you my god you know maybe you don't need that solid straight drive dog dude that little
three seconds before that quick time loads maybe that saved your marriage but the whole time we're just like you know just no disrespect harry like you know you're a lot bigger than us and he came on he was like yo that was hilarious you know what i mean he gave us a while big bear hugs don't remind us i'll crush you with one arm you know what i'm saying also diddy he was great during the interview and at one point
like he leaned over was like i'd be watching him okay also diddy doesn't give a [ __ ] about anything because he came on and it was like we're on another network he's like hey [ __ ] don't work out here yeah y'all could always kind of reveal oh i was like family he looks straight together he's like y'all always kind of revolt you know what i'm saying with the black people at you know what i'm saying you don't got to work for the man i was like
holy [ __ ] i was like god there we go [ __ ] garlic grapefruit onions carrots okay all right sounds like williamsburg bodega calling it a williamsburg bodega is actually a rather poetic segue because a few years ago you guys did a great first we feast guide to new york city bodegas where you said that one of the first signs of gentrification is when poppy puts a rack of vegan snacks on the counter so with that in mind i
want to show you some of the other ways food has been gentrified over the last couple years because i think the world needs the bodega boys perspective oh yeah all right so first things first i'm the illest [Music]
so we're ignoring he's like yeah yeah do you guys have any thoughts on the whole foods [Music] it's just a chopped cheese that has never ridden a train never seen a four-story building never heard a rap album never just bland like chopped
cheese and essence only it's like it's chopped and it's cheese but it's not a chopstick sandwich a chopped cheese it is there's nothing better nothing chopped cheese especially if you like squash 4 a.m friday night you need that because the perfect junk food have you seen saint felix in hollywood selling 40s of colt 45 and i brought about that bag for 15 bucks if people will pay that get the money yeah hustle man listen as as bronx
sites bro we're always looking for a scheme bro you know what i'm saying and if that's the scheme make it happen if they can pay 15 if they can drop 15 for a 40 in a brown bag man wait till i charge for 40 for table service nutcracker y'all gotta be ready y'all not ready for these twenty dollars like guacamole oh man oh tableside newport sir cheers oh i'll light it for you 25 do you guys have any thoughts on these
avocado only restaurants like avocado in brooklyn i feel like in five years we're gonna have like a shortage of avocados and it's gonna because of restaurants like this absolutely you can't build a whole restaurant around avocado avocado is extra like when you go chipotle they're not like start with guacamole at the end they're like whoa yo yo my guy yo fam i don't know if you're ready for this you ready you section are you
do you have the financial fortitude to us you gotta actually like because before you were wild you was like i don't [Music] this is gonna give me smack yeah i'm gonna play around with scotch bonnie my sister we went to jamaica they have the scotch bonnet the peppered shrimp and she was eating it and she touched her eyeball but we were driving in the country in jamaica so then we had to stop it like a hand pump thing and i was like you're
just gonna get like amoebas and yeah but that's the thing it's good that you know that because people come on the show all the time and they're just a little bit reckless they get a little water and then like booming going on that man huh just definitely scotch bottom so as we mentioned in your intro dieses and mero it's back tonight you ball bags and then there's been a lot that's gone on in rap news during your tv hiatus
soulja boy recently had one of the most amazing press runs ever where he was billed as this hip-hop pioneer entrepreneur would you invest in the soulja boy startup no no so because your boy he has some ideas but a lot of his ideas seem like you're trapped in a corner he's well coked up hours yeah they're all after i was business pitchers like he's like yo i want to make a video game system they're like oh we started from scratch he's
like no i know a guy out in china i got like blank consoles you're like okay that sounds highly illegal yo yo chicken it's gonna have every game from every system right why should you have to buy xbox to play xbox games you can get them all you get the switch to the xbox or colecovis all that look at my bitcoin is doing numbers yo he hasn't he hasn't proven to me that he is the elon musk that hip hop one thing that you guys have remained
consistent on since the early podcast days is that j cole has trash if you turn if you turn the page on that the problem is that's always woke so he can't say he's trying to you can't say that he's not he's okay the thing is we're still like bronx scumbags so i'm not really listening to woke music like i listen to music that's probably bringing down black people yeah i gotta hear a little gun playing a little
misogyny maybe some cocaine wraps yeah so you know jayco is not really my cup of tea but some people love it something and this is from j cole songs i'll be jamming to and i'll be like yo who is this like jake oh cool okay all right so that's right you know what i'm saying you're playing a new blue face though how does this takashi 6 9 saga end um with him snitching on everybody in the world like he throws grandma in jail
what's wild is like he's snitching on everyone and i think he saw a lot of law in order so he's gonna be like we're gonna put me in witness protection they go like you have a six nine tattooed on your face stupid there is no you can't go to scottsdale [Music] [Laughter] [Music] this is a slow riser you feel it coming up the back sneaking up on you all right guys we have a recurring segment on our show called explain that
grammar we do a deep dive on our guest instagram pull interesting pictures that need more context so i'll bust out the laptop i'll show you the picture you just tell me the bigger story does that sound good sounds good all right laptop please thank you sir you're welcome all right ah iconic wow before like first of all this is at the vmas which we i believe we are banned from because we were [ __ ] wilding the night before pete davidson came and
delivered us twizzlers on a hoverboard at the ritz carlton yes after security security knew we were smoking od weed but because we were staying at the ritz carlton they're like i guess they're rich so we can't stop them yeah so they were just bothering everyone else around there meanwhile pete davis is doing 360 so eating twizzlers smoking weed so we get to the vmas and i've have anyone here been to a vmas i'd not know their
open bar right we are like super yo that [ __ ] doctor yo we literally stink like you know the red whole red carpet stepping over people [ __ ] was standing behind vanessa hutches and i was like i'm super duper high and i turn around and i'm like she's where you are yeah i was like yo that's that [ __ ] vanessa hodges she goes like this she's like ah i don't know so now we're just speeding we're just like we like they're like
please sit down don't stand there we're like we sit down and then amber rose and blac chyna come and sit in front of us they're wearing body suits that are covered in slurs so they're going to remember that you remember that so we're like you know because we're meteor [ __ ] we're like damn we're not gonna get no tv time bro i don't know what miro says to amber rose she turns around and looks at him with such disgust i
think she's about to punch him blac chyna sees this comes running over and i'm like yo we came from the boss together we leaving la together i'm saying if we fight amber rules of black children we are fighting right now fight right now i'm kidding thankfully it never came to the fist in the comments we're walking around we see jaden smith we chopping it up with him so i'm talking to jaden whatever and i
look out the corner of my eye and i see miro and he's like his his head stops here on some serbian killer chest yeah it's kanye's bodyguard bro this dude's chest was the size of a toddler mattress like it was like your man was this wide so i just all i hear was i want to hear from kanye i want to hear from kanye because i went up and i was like yo can i get a photo with kanye you know what i'm saying because i was like yo this is this is it
like yeah we will be here yeah that's it like this is it you know what i'm saying this is our fault this is our out bundy for touchdown game you know what i'm saying like and the bodyguard is like yo you are not talking to kanye and i was like i want to hear him tell me that [ __ ] and i put it on country like i want to hear him tell me that [ __ ] again i'm smacked i see i'm like oh if we fighting this bodyguard we
are fighting we don't got anybody so i run over there like what's up what's up what's up the kitty's just like all right come on come on come on but kanye because he's so cool he refuses to stand so we have to squat down to take the picture yep so if you notice miro is in the aisle i decided i'm gonna squat down next to kanye what i didn't realize was a very pregnant kim kardashian was in the seat behind me and i end up sitting on kim
kardashian and kanye goes watch out for my wife dogs my wife dog makani was very excited to see us as you can see yeah he's very happy [Music] see this is when like at first you're like oh this ain't [ __ ] and then you feel it like it's good though so for years you guys have rift on trending topics on a hot mic without much of a filter why do you think you've avoided the problematic police or at least in a big pr disaster way is the
key desist to just say allegedly and qualify everything that way um i think it's more we self-centered yeah there are certain things you know that you could have gotten away with saying an o9 that you should not even formally as a sentence in your head don't even put it in your drafts okay what i'm saying don't even try it if you watch the progression of our comedy there's certain jokes we used to do that we
won't do anymore because as we've experienced the world and we've come across different people we realize that the humor hits differently that a certain joke that might have been funny four years ago like you actually meet a person from this specific group and you're like oh [ __ ] like i even know that was offensive oh like guess we were from the bronx just like i suck my dick and all that [ __ ] but we're not in the
crosshairs or pc culture like that because we're not like fighting against it like we we're not we're not out there like oh people you can't see you can't see what you want anymore now you can say what you want you just gotta be funny about it am i smart about it and approach it the right way and don't just say something for shock value because that's what a lot of people do a lot of people are just like oh you're offended oh i triggered you
triggered you libtard you're like and you know like we said and there's people who were selling out arenas doing that but it's just like at the end of the day what's the what's the expectancy on that how long can you do that for like what do you think has changed because you know when you started out making jokes for the internet it's during that like gratata the ontario era the i'mma keep it g real yeah like what
do you think's different about making jokes for the internet now versus that man we burped that whole [ __ ] man [ __ ] just doing [ __ ] like that before you going to come out you know what i was going to do [ __ ] like that for us [ __ ] viral videos [ __ ] took our whole flow [ __ ] our whole flower shawn [ __ ] talking about academic academic academic what man get the [ __ ] out of here man oh [ __ ] [ __ ] took our whole flow man
my body's already kind of pushing back it smells like trouble okay you definitely feel like garlic mm-hmm yeah yeah yeah this is what i'll get yeah this is what's starting to happen yeah i'm gonna leave that one right there right that one's uh that reaper part that's the part got me nervous so as your fans know you guys rep new york hard as hell especially when it comes to sports where is the food better madison square garden or
yankee stadium that is a good question and what's my tongue i'm gonna tell you if they'll start crying it's getting getting getting a little hectic masters girl garden um if you are like a season ticket holder for the rangers or the knicks they have like the vip before the game and they have like the biggest prawns i've ever seen like and this is like people from long island let me get my [ __ ] prawn on oh my god hey got a
couple pawns here you know who's a good guy lecter you ever seen him when he played oh my god oh that was a guy right henrik ludd quest never lets the puck get past that's right this trump guy he's doing the right job the liberals
that i'm really you know yeah yeah anyway i gotta go my trainer wrong konkum is coming in all right gotta leave you know i'll be back here next week bye to catch billy joel let's go rangers you guys have a bar room take on
the great michael jordan versus lebron james vs kobe bryant goat debate that's where we uh we divide because he feels lebron is a goat mm-hmm sure joe no jordan is like yo mythical he's dunked on everybody changed the game he was not a six nine freight train that had court vision like magic johnson you know what i'm saying you know what i mean like and there's a tweet that just i just retweeted it go on my twitter
right now [ __ ] that says that lebron has a higher percentage of go ahead field goals with 10 seconds or less in the playoffs than michael jordan so suck my dick all right this is what you think we're bringing up stuff that doesn't matter let's talk about who have better jeans okay what michael jordan michael jordan brought to watch jeans and today he did he did chelsea cut boots first person they [ __ ] them kids yeah you
may have played with a double hoop earring who play who gambles until six in the morning and then put drops like 56 points and then be like yo i had the flu and then it like has a wall attitude about it the greatest video ever is that video where someone challenged michael jordan and was like yo if you if you can hit five shots in a row all these kids get free sneakers for the summer camp and michael jordan was like
[ __ ] [ __ ] them kids kids going home barefoot [ __ ] them kids love that guy if you guys were hand picked to represent the nixon free agency what would be your pitch to kevin durant uh yo bro i will personally brush your hair every day mm-hmm like i will have your eyes spinning back oh i will run all your burner accounts you see my fam you know how much double toppy you will get in this city oh wow wow katie's such a good player why does he
get more calls wow wow wow remember how trash the league was before kd came to nyc you could get that transition get that i got you bill i'm saying all right are you guys ready to move on probably not why not this is last one yikes [Music] all right here we go [Music] oh burn already yeah bernie it's like when you first the puberty and you don't really know what you're doing and you're gonna use like facial
cleaning and get in the eye your dick yeah oh man all right guys you guys have been making tv shows podcasts live tours press days all together over the last five plus years but how well do you really know each other it's time to find out and we're gamifying it this is the bucket of bff questions the way it works is maro okay you'll reach in there and you'll ask jesus a question then you'll pass the bucket okay so jesus go reach
in there all i know about him is he has four kids that's all i know all right all right [Music] what's the number one complaint you hear about me from our show's producers and or crew they won't complain about mural he does not respond to emails or text messages in a timely fashion sometimes it's three to four days yes yes when people are like yo what's the best way to reach me i was like i was like i don't know all right
miro what's one thing your wife dislikes about me [Laughter] what is what does heather dislike about this uh i don't know it is because i'm single so i'll be taking my wild adventures like you should just be in the hotel as like family man and i'm talking about like yeah she's like you're i i don't like when you're unavailable i i get that text that's right but i'm just like we'll be in the strip club and should be like
he's like hey honey yo hang up on that [ __ ] i got you a lap dance [ __ ] let's go i'm like that's the east coast wife she's like what was that my clique uh yeah um then i stopped doing anime sweats and she's like hot ones breaking up relationships who's like who's jimmy fallon like more me or you uh damn we love him jimmy we're gonna keep that off the record i think he went like jesus a little better lady can i get another beer
love you jimmy no we'd be having fun i'm afraid now they get too hot oh this is hellfire fire look i'm that gucci sweater bruh this looks like a death metal band look at this [ __ ] death block fear of the spanish fish of the world's reaper oh my god they look like they make pro or right music loyalty and brotherhood it's as hot as the tiki torch there's something ironic about dying from eating chicken during black history month
[Music] damn deal bro your nose is sweating man [Laughter] yo how are your elbows sweating right now [Music] oh you ever be you have to take an edible beyond the trade and try to get delayed and you shoot i should kick it all right i'm getting off next please please let me off oh man listen bro listen this is not made for him now we finished this [ __ ] this is not maybe we started a complex we're gonna finish this [ __ ] let's go
gotta do it for joel puma so you guys become the most visible representation of this very regional specific new york style of comedy so on this wing we want a city guide from two of bronx finest what can you tell the people about the appeal of la marina and dykman and then what did its closing what impact did that have on nightlife in the bronx you made me cry from the wings now you're gonna think about the most beautiful beach
you've ever been to yes like probably the french riviera you know what i'm saying it's yachts and jay-z now take all the sand from it dump that [ __ ] on parking lots around wow all right you know what i'm saying fighting off the [ __ ] do you want to do you want to smoke hookah with people who clearly are using your credit card because they're cameras marina do you want cabanas where girls stand on them and dirty air force ones
yo come through but i say all this but if you saw me at laverita you know anytime i was there i was having the [ __ ] time of my life can you make a case for city island being the best beach in new york city wow where else can you have a puerto rican dude popping a wheelie on a motorcycle next to a year old racist italian man and also two latino women having a fight with chairs at the end of the island and they're all yankee fans and
they're all you're all yankees that's the common bond which is the more iconic new york couple alex rodriguez and j lo or remy mom papoose rummy mom peppoos wrong neither j lo and puffy wow yeah think about that think about that he shot the club up and then handed her the burner he did come on that's love that's love bro [Music] all right guys this is the last dab we call it the last dab because it's
tradition around here to put a little extra on the last wing all right you don't have to if you don't want to oh man listen shout out to christian christian told us gotta dab it up he said don't od with the dab so just for you homie all right last wing all right here we go hey ready salute your first shot be a masculine fast dancer no no no no all right jesus marrow here we are at the end of our journey we've covered a
lot of ground today but one thing we haven't talked about are the akas and when we saw you guys at the apollo last year you'll have the whole crowd chanting akas like you guys are ariana grande holding out a mic and letting the audience carry the verse right so now that the brains are fried tongue's on fire blood is boiling can you give us a 60-second aka barrage i'll start the clock and go yo it's your boy these are nice aka you can't see
that one anymore okay chris asked for sling the aka eli lip b e shake aka boots blue gully aka pakistan like there we go aka pakistan fat like here we go oh what else we got we got uh we got david ur man we got uh miss la mourinho messed marina with cole just amina and fresh misdemeanor thank you your problematic bae aka give me no small change give me what big money wine what else we got we got uh david urman uh
these bloody shoes these expensive decent bloody shoes those we got we got we got uh we got two phone joes jesus machina we got mister 240 pikachu my pinot blurry we got dj wool light you're listening to watch the fm up next i got 40 hours of e40 live from the bay yeah uh we got the plantation supernova over here we got barmelos anthony barbellos anthony 43 we got benzo the clown hey kids 10 seconds and nailed the dismount and look at you
guys 10 wings up 10 wings down now there's nothing left to do but roll out the red carpet for you guys this camera this camera this camera let the people know what you have going on in your life yo february 21st which is tonight you know what i'm saying at 11 o'clock the number one show late night makes this debut coming back to the street back to the streets back for the show show time at 11pm and if you saw any articles on
february 20th about i ran off to africa like dave chappelle disregard that disregard this program he did not run out for the bags oh we got the um the sleep apnea mask yes coming this summer for all our kids
that you know you don't breathe so good so you know the brand is strong nebulizers for real [ __ ] that's right yo if your heart stops while you sleep we get it starting together yeah oh yeah we're going to be on the b2k screen tour that's right
millennium all right you're gonna be doing icebox touch good job guys good job and that's the options experience i'm glad we survived that goddamn it shows up we just need to get our intro okay the bathroom is technically gonna be like hey papi you're gonna give me 20. papa you have to keep me good because you just peeing out your ass you can't come in he's celebrity he's sick he's sick just being a urinal like this like
hopefully the water splashes [Laughter] damn how the [ __ ] do you do this like this is crazy you know what am i gonna do get a real job [Laughter] breaking news hot ones fans this is sean evans checking in to say there's a major storm of brewing make sure that you batten down the hatches stock up on non-perishables and while you wait out the storm why not binge watch some old hot ones like comment subscribe who appreciates you me