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Am I okay? Yeah, you're okay.
Am I okay? Yeah, you're okay.
You're going to be You're going to be okay on the other side of this.
I'm not going to be okay.
Hey, what's going on everybody?
For First We Feast, I'm Sean Evans and you're watching Hot Ones.
It's the show with hot questions and even hotter wings.
And today we're joined by Dakota Johnson.
She's an actress and producer you know from films like Suspiria, Cha Cha Real Smooth, The Lost Daughter, and many, many more.
You can also catch her starring in the latest A24 release Materialists, a romantic comedy alongside Chris Evans and Pedro Pascal, releasing in theaters on June 9th.
Dakota Johnson, welcome to the show. Thanks.
How are you around spicy food before we get started? I'm not. I'm not.
I'm not going to be able to survive.
I don't even really like chicken. Ah, I'm scared. This one's fine, right? Yeah, no big deal. cry yet. I don't think so. Okay. I like that one. Tasty.
Did you learn anything interesting about the world of high-end matchmaking making this film?
You know, it must have been really helpful, valuable to have the perspective of a director like Celine Song who had actual real-life experience in the business.
Wow, you're very good at this.
Um yes, well, a lot of her stories were pretty wild and people really do speak probably more honestly to someone who's their matchmaker than even probably their therapist.
The way that Selene approached it was that it is like a business deal and Lucy's like trading in love. It's really interesting.
Very opposite to how I think about things.
They're already on the wings.
Yeah, we got out the middleman for you, Dakota. Thanks.
Red carpet treatment be able to do it.
I wouldn't be able to dress my own wing. Mhm. Okay. Swing in it. Natural. That's spicy.
I'm not going to do well.
And I'm not going to lie to you either.
That's the trajectory that we're on going forward. Okay?
Today Today's going to be my last day.
Growing up on backlots and sound stages, what stands out as like your earliest core memories of being drawn in by the process of making films?
I always felt like um I wanted to be a part like when they when they called rolling and everyone got really quiet and I wouldn't see where my mom was or where my dad was and I was like watching the monitors.
I really wanted to be in the place where they were because it just felt like this magical place.
I also learned how to drive a golf cart when I was like six. That's a big deal.
And that was fun to do on the lot on the lot on the stages.
Oh, you're giving me a look. Third wing regret.
Yeah, I'm a [ __ ] This is crazy.
This is a pickled garlic sriracha. Disgusting. Oh my god. Pickled garlic. The [ __ ] Mhm.
Why are some of them skinny and some of them are chunky?
You know, it's like that in life, you know? That's life. That's life.
Some are skinny, some are chunky. how it goes. Wow.
How did the 1940s German expressionist dance that you trained for in Suspiria?
How did that compare to like the ballet you'd grown up with?
Um it didn't didn't compare.
It also was our the choreographer on that movie um Damien Jalet he counts in threes, so it's one and two and three and not an eight count, which is normal.
And it also was like very liberating because ballet is so much about defying gravity.
And the dance that we learned was about like really giving into it and looking quite you know, angular and like uh primal. We're moving on again.
If you're ready, only if you're ready. Okay, let's just do it. Let's just do it.
So, up here is a mango serrano hops sauce.
That's got to count for something. Mhm.
Seems like you're struggling a bit. I am.
I'm sharing with I'm sharing in the experience with you and I'm no superhero, you know, I feel it all the same.
I'm also not a superhero. Tried, failed. Just like this show.
So, I once heard I definitely don't taste the mango.
Yeah, it's uh the Serrano hops really kind of dominate. I agree with you. Am I shaking? No, you're good. You're good.
Composed, graceful, more ballet Yeah, very me.
than expressions dancing.
So, I've heard you say that one of the things that compelled you to create your own production company, Tea Time, was this impulse to have more control over the final product.
How does that shift your perspective as a creative?
Like, I imagine that there are a lot of stressors that you'd have as a producer that are maybe not even on your radar as an actor. I know. My tongue burns. Um I really prefer it.
It's hard to be on some jobs where I don't have input, creative input.
How often do you do this?
Um, you know, sometimes up to three times a week.
You know, we kind of [ __ ] off. I'm not joking.
I'm telling you the truth. Is your stomach okay?
The numbers keep coming back better.
I'm here to report a clean bill of health. Really? Yeah.
I don't know if that eases whatever tension you're feeling coming into the studio today, but But your like gastrointestinal health is solid? I'm really upset.
I don't want to eat these. And you know what?
You don't have to, right? I appreciate that. I appreciate that.
All right, if you're ready to move on, this next one is called spicier sauerkraut and mustard. Okay. Lumpy.
Some of us are, you know.
I once did a cameo opposite Maya Rudolph and found that the hardest thing was not hitting my marks or saying my lines, but it was to keep from breaking character from laughing.
As someone who's done their fair share of comedies, have you ever had the experience of struggling to get through a scene simply because your co-star kept cracking you up? Yes.
Even in not funny movies, I struggle to get through scenes.
Um I find actually that even on the more serious movies is when jokes are afoot.
Oh, that's That's interesting.
Like maybe if you're doing like an intense psychological drama, Yeah.
maybe it's like more important Mhm.
that you're laughing in between. Is that true? Yeah, definitely.
Also, I mean, for for me at least, I think there's actors probably that need to maintain a certain mindset for the whole time, but I don't do that.
I'm like a very unserious person.
Do you ever sit at home and be like, "Ooh, I'd love to have some wings."
It's kind of like a telltale heart that's always in my life, you know?
When I go to a restaurant, I don't have to order wings for them to like come out from the kitchen, you know? That's sort of a thing.
And then do you feel like you have to eat them?
Yeah, I think I'm like a nice like a nice Midwest guy, so I do feel like I have to at least try them, you know? [ __ ] I know. It sucks.
It's the It's the cross-eyed bear. Okay.
All right, so up next, tropical Amarillo. Tropical Amarillo.
There used to be a hot wings restaurant around the corner from my apartment when I was younger. Did you visit? Yeah. I went there. Fond memories?
I feel like I'm doing pretty good. You are doing good. Am I?
But I knew that you would with just the mindset that you in with.
My mouth is on fire and it's numb.
But I wouldn't be able to tell.
Calm and composed from the outside.
Um I did go to the Hot Wings Cafe.
That's what it was called, Hot Wings Cafe.
I like that they spell it out for you.
Did you ever like Were you a mild kind of order? Uh yeah.
And also like loads of ranch dressing.
You should give people ranch dressing. You know what?
We pay very close attention to the writers that come in, you know?
Like we have the gluten-free beer today.
Like if somebody just threw in ranch. Let's try that. Cheers. Cheers. Ooh. Ah. So up next is apricot. Apricot. All right, you hit it.
It's the emphasis on the apricot. Apricot.
Do you say apricot or apricot? Apricot. I say apricot, I think. Is that weird?
No, but who's right, you know? Who's right? Who's right? Maybe let's switch.
I'll start saying apricot and you go with the apricot. Okay.
That was a big bite, Sean. Are you okay? Are you hungry?
They rip how they rip, you know?
Do you have a diagnosis as to why Hollywood is so risk-averse?
You know, it's a topic that's discussed ad nauseam in industry media, but I'm curious what you've observed up close and personal.
I think it's hard when creative decisions are made by a committee. Mhm.
And it's hard when creative decisions are made by people who don't even really watch movies or like know anything about them.
And that tends to be what's occurring a lot.
And I think also when something does well um they like studios want to keep that going, so they remake the same things and then but humans don't want that.
They want fresh, they want to feel new things, experience new things, see new things. So, I don't know.
I guess it's all just a bit of a mess right now, isn't it?
Chipotle puree, orange juice. What's going on? Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] No. Mhm. Mhm. No. I know. No, Sean. No. I know. No. I know. Mhm. The [ __ ] is that?
I don't taste orange juice. I don't like it. I know. I understand.
That's the problem is it's probably one of the spiciest things you've ever eaten.
And then on top of that, the taste of it there's no redeeming culinary qualities. Yeah. I can't. Oh my god.
And then be careful around your eyes.
Just don't touch your eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I get it. Am I okay? Yeah, you're okay. Am I red?
You're going to be okay on the other side of this. going to be okay. You're going to be okay. I don't want anything. I need something. Yeah. Am I drooling? No, you look great. You're doing great. Don't lie to me. I'm not lying to you. You're doing great. I don't like it. No, I understand. You don't. You don't understand.
Do you want some ice cream? Ice cream's helpful. Mhm.
Yeah, ice cream coming in. I don't like this. be careful. Careful with the ice.
[ __ ] I have to go to the hospital. No. Is this real ice cream? Yeah.
The stunts are over, all right?
The gags are over, the pranks are over, I promise.
What are the furthest lengths you've gone to in order to get your hands on a piece of vintage furniture?
You know, you do hunt like the throwback fixtures.
I bought something in Italy once that took like 6 months to get to America. What was that piece?
It was like a dumb [ __ ] credenza. Worth the wait? Do you still have it? I have it, yeah. Not worth the wait. I'm going to vomit.
I don't like this at all, Sean. I'm sorry. it. I get it. I won't be back.
And I don't take that personal.
I don't take that personal. do it multiple times? No.
Some people have come back. [ __ ] off. Really? Yeah. Who? Gordon Ramsay came back. Will Ferrell came back.
I was once on a talk show with Gordon Ramsay. I was on James Corden.
We were sitting on the couch together and I realized afterwards that if they got married, his name would be Gordon Corden.
And I was so annoyed that I didn't think of that on the show.
Well, I'm happy that we could offer the platform for you to get it off now, you know? Thank you. This was worth it.
I told James that joke and he was like, "You're an idiot." Mhm. Oh. It's a tiniest bite. Look. Yeah. It counts. Huh. Right? But think about that. You just shook that off. The last one.
It doesn't It's not I don't like the taste.
If you eat and one of the ones on the other side, does it like mitigate the spice or it adds more spice?
You know, that's interesting.
I've done this show for a long time and I think you're the first person to pose that.
You know, so now I'm thinking it through in real time.
Yeah, like what if you eat something spicy?
If you eat something less spicy, is that kind of like a ginger palate cleanser Right.
in the world of a spicy wing gauntlet? Yeah.
I'll lab rat this for you. Okay. That was a big bite. That's all I know. Which one did you pick? The first one? the very first one. Does it feel better? You know what? That's not nothing. Really? Yeah. Wow. I'm a genius.
Is there a practical skill that you've learned through preparing for a role that's been most transferable or valuable in your everyday life?
Stunt driving's fun, definitely.
And hard to kind of let go of that.
Yeah, like if you're preparing for like a role in Need for Speed, like does that make you like a better parallel parker on the other side of it? Oh my god. Mhm.
I can do like a high-speed 180.
I'm really good at parallel parking, too. I'm like a one-and-done. Woah. Yeah.
And look at you running this gauntlet over here.
Are you going to put more sauce on your wing? Do I have to do that?
Is that part of the game?
I don't want to be a little [ __ ] I don't want I don't want to. You don't have to. I'm going to. Okay. Little tiny dab. Okay. There we go. Okay.
And with that, Dakota Johnson, you've conquered the wings of death in just one more question before we get you out of here.
I've heard you talk about being nostalgic for an era of movies that inspired hope.
Maybe this is an ironic time to ask, but what do you see as the enduring appeal of a happy ending in a film?
Because I think people want that for themselves ultimately.
It's happiness, a happy ending. And you know what? Not the sexual kind.
But look at you today putting a bow on this episode here.
I would describe this as a happy ending before we roll the credits and now there's nothing left to do but roll out the red carpet for you, Dakota Johnson.
This camera, this camera, this camera, let the people know what you have going on in your life. What do you mean?
Like if you have a movie coming out or something. Oh.
But we Materialist is coming out June 13th. They don't like it. Thank you for having me.
Thanks for Thanks for ruining my life. You did so good. You did so good. You did so good.
Fans are really like this and you'll be happy you did it on the other side, all right? I will. I'm so happy I did it. Woo!
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Godspeed and be careful around the eyes.